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The Marauder's Map... In The Wrong Hands! by Sainyn Swiftfoot

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: In the dead of the night, someone steals Harry's Marauder's Map.

What happens?

Insanity, hilarity and catastrophe, of course! (This wouldn't be a humour story if it didn't, would it?)

As different people try to activate the Marauder's Map, the four infamous Marauders answer back, in their own wonderful style.

The Bachelorette: Hogwarts Edition by The REAL Weasley Twins

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Bachelorette, the reality show that has swept the universe, has finally arrived at Hogwarts! Hermione Granger has been chosen as the contestent who will search through a herd of male contenders to find her one true love. But what will ensue on her extremely dangerous journey where Hogwarts seems to have been flipped upside down?

Our lovely commentaters, Granny and her whiney granddaughter, Darla, will critique their way through this highly anticipated reality television series and pick their favorites out of the charming, scary, simple, complex, and hilarious men who are vying to win Hermione's heart

Stay tuned...

Head and Shoulders of Newt by Ruas

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Peter Pettigrew has an idea to improve Severus Snape's chances with the girls from 'nonexistent' to 'possible' and solve a long standing problem at the same time. Will it work? Marauders' Era, one shot.

Why Ravenclaw? by anath

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Sorting Hat is confused. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Then, a certain Sirius Black unknowingly comes to help - the only time he would ever do something useful for the school.

Bare Bottomed Longbottom by leesmiley

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Oft-ridiculed Neville Longbottom jumps at a chance to fit in with his fellow Gryffindors, a chance that requires a dangerous trek through Hogwarts in the buff. WINNER OF THE 2009 QUICKSILVER QUILL AWARD FOR BEST HUMOR STORY.

Ski-reaming at the Top of her Lungs by LilyGinnyWrites92

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What do you get when you have a slightly clumsy Lily, a mischievous Sirius, a peeved and tired Ginny, an annoying Hermione and an unwilling to intervene Harry? The Potter family ski vacation, of course!

The Other Weasley by annie

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Draco hadn't counted on the other Weasley. Rated for one expletive. Warning: This probably doesn't feature the pairing you're expecting :P

Jealous Love by Heather25x

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ron and Hermione have feelings for each other, and they both know it, but neither will admit it. As Harry tries his best to simply ignore them, Ron and Hermione try their best to make the other jealous. Harry tries to put up with it, but sometimes you can't ignore these things...

Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.

The Muggle Muggle Studies Teacher by TheSmirkingDragon

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: After being hooked up with a job teaching at Hogwarts by her little sister, Muggle Chastity Fagman is the first Muggle Muggle Studies teacher Hogwarts has ever seen. But after the Headmaster slips about her strictly non-magical status, all of her students know that she can't do anything magical. What will happen in her first class?

This story contains some language not suitable for younger readers and crude humor. Maybe.

The Dark Lord's Letter by Scheherazade

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What's a Dark Lord to do when things don't go your way? Write a letter and complain to the author, of course.

Temporal Insanity by Angel of Dreams

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Four Time-Turners. Three pieces of archaic magical literature. Two hidden traitors. One furious protagonist.

No limits.

Join Antonin Dolohov in 1742 as he fights against Aurors, bartenders, butterflies, and general anarchy in his dubiously entertaining adventure to get back to his former life.

This is a submission by the Angel of Dreams, of Ravenclaw, for the Fifth Gauntlet.

Inbred by Sirenny

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Words: 13856 | Hits: 29358 | Published: 09/26/07 | Updated: 02/18/08
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Treat or Trick? by Roommate of the Quillster

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It began as an innocent activity, and ended alone on a dark and stormy Halloween night.

At least, it was Halloween.

From Inside the Wardrobe by anath

Rated: Professors •
Summary: Sirius Black comes back to his flat to look for a forgotten object and witnesses the most traumatic event in his life: Lily Evans' bridal shower! Oh, did I mention that he witnesses it from inside the wardrobe?

A Matter of Property by anath

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she does not seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters.

I Saw Ginny Kissing Santa Claus by Spenser Hemmingway

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It is late Christmas Eve and Harry is in all kinds of trouble. He has the worst possible person mad at him, and no it isn't Voldemort this time. Fortunately, someone still loves Ginny's pies.

The Continual Annoyance of Wrackspurts by WrackspurtGirl

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Wrackspurts - highly annoying and a lot of hassle!
After an introduction to the creatures themselves, read a series of one-shots travelling across the era's with an excerpt from the founders, marauders and even Wrackspurt expert Luna Lovegood herself!

Sit back, relax and enjoy reading about the continual annoyance Wrackspurts really are!

Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

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