Summary: “The Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth” as Performed by Bing Crosby and David Bowie.
“The Prophecy/Voldemort’s Returned” as Performed by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy.
I am leahsm2 of Slytherin and this is my entry for "The Extra Credit Challenge - The Christmas Carol Parody" portion of the Winter Snows Challenge, 2008
Categories: Extra Credit - Christmas Carol Parody Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Series: None
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 211
Read: 2425
Published: 12/23/08
Updated: 12/23/08
1. Chapter 1 by leahsm2
(Sung Together*) (Sung in Unison**)
*Sir, I heard it, Parrumpabumpbum,
A young boy out there, Sir, Parrumpabumpbum,
Born to destroy our hopes, Parrumpabumpbum, rumpabumpbum, rumpabumpbum.
**Sir, I heard it, Parrumpabumpbum,
A young boy out there, Sir, Parrumpabumpbum,
Born to destroy our hopes, Parrumpabumpbum,
‘Child of the seventh month, Parrumpabumpbum, rumpabumpbum, rumpabumpbum.
A Flash of Green for him, Parrumpabumpbum,
When Voldemort comes! Parrumpabumpbum.
** Voldemort’s Returned! Can it be?
Years from now, perhaps we’ll see;
See the day of Triumph,
See the day when those of pureblood rule the world, rule the world again.
Voldemort’s Returned? Can it be?
* Every child must made be made aware! Every child must be made to care!
Care enough for this prime pursuit to ensure this one goal if he can!
**I pray my wish will come true,
For my child, and your child, too!
He’ll see the day of Triumph,
He’ll see the day when those of pureblood rule the world, rule the world again.
Voldemort’s Returned?
*Can it be?
Can it be?
**Harry Potter, Parrumpabumpbum,
The one He felt fit the bill, Parrumpabumpbum,
I set the stage for Him. Parrumpabumpbum,
I gave the pawns to Him, Parrumpabumpbum, rumpabumpbum, rumpabumpbum,
Voldemort has ruined me, Parrumpabumpbum!
Lily is gone!
End Notes:
Thanks to my Haylee for looking this over for me!
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