A Quest For Ice Cream by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 1504 Viewcount: 3289
Published on: 06/30/07 Updated On: 07/06/07
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 1504 Viewcount: 3289
Published on: 06/30/07 Updated On: 07/06/07
1. Chapter One and Only! by Schmerg_The_Impaler [ - ] (1504 words)
(Hey, sorry I haven't updated the "E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" in awhile-- it's on hiatus because of real life writing deadlines and stuffff. But here's something silly to tide you over. Pretty much all ice cream flavours are actually Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavours, although I contribute them to Fortescue. I do not own Ben & Jerry's, or Harry Potter, and unfortunately, I also do not own Discworld or Rupert Grint. But I do own "The Dark Lord's Blog", so it was totally okay for me to make a brief reference to that.)
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