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10/18/12
Hello there! I'm teh, or Nicole, or teh.
I write as much as time permits. But I'm slow, unfortunately. I hope you enjoy my stories. I'm on the forums, so if you have any questions about my writing or anything else, feel free to leave me a message! ☺
EDIT: 20/7/2015: The Deathly Children has been finished, though there's quite a bit of editing to do. I hope to be able to start uploading the rest of the chapters soon. :)
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6259 |
Hits: 1691 |
Published: 07/22/13 |
Updated: 07/24/13
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: Stranded in Tom Riddle's seventh year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is plagued by cryptic warnings from an intruder hidden somewhere in the school. Time is running out for her in more ways than one, as she attempts to return to her own time both to escape this mysterious threat, and the unavoidable allure of Riddle himself.
Categories: Other Pairing
Characters: None
Warnings: Epilogue? What Epilogue?,
Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 |
Completed: No |
Words: 12511 |
Hits: 488 |
Published: 05/12/13 |
Updated: 06/11/13
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Time has a habit of changing our lives, our thoughts, our priorities; the things that were important to us then are often not what are important to us now. We’re remoulded and reshaped, our malleable selves determined by new desires, new goals, new feelings to be passionate about. That’s what makes us human.
I am Hermione Granger. I’m twenty-two years old. I have a new reason to live, and it’s Ginny Weasley.
Hermione Granger has been asked to investigate Pansy Parkinson’s successful and suspicious escort company. But when she joins Glamour Escort Services under a false identity, she’s forced to make decisions she never expected to.
Categories: Femmeslash
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Character Death,
Dubious Consent,
Sexual Situations,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 17468 |
Hits: 4472 |
Published: 10/28/12 |
Updated: 02/15/13
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: WAR HEROES TO DIVORCE
George and Angelina Weasley, after twenty-five years of marriage, today filed for a divorce, citing irreconcilable differences--
George couldn’t read any more, scrunching up the paper, and throwing it towards the bin. It bounced off the wall behind the bin, and instead fell, straight into the kitchen sink.
This is, shockingly, my tenth entry to the Inaugural Great Hall Cotillon.
This story was heavily inspired by the song Slipping Husband by The National.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Substance Abuse,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2522 |
Hits: 1930 |
Published: 02/29/12 |
Updated: 02/29/12
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: For the Ravenclaw Christmas Fic Swap - sorry it's so late, ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor...!
" “Was stupid to come here. Didn’t want to see… wasn’t expecting to run into anyone.†He trailed off, now on his feet, his arms wrapped around himself as though he were cold. "
Viktor Krum stops for a drink after the last training session of the season, and runs into someone at the pub who shouldn't be there. A few drinks and some unexpected happenings later, Viktor muses on the damages of war.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Slash,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4225 |
Hits: 321 |
Published: 01/21/12 |
Updated: 01/27/12
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: One failed photograph, two halved souls, and the numerous, marvellous machinations of destiny.
This story is a multi-functional product of four days' continuous typing and lack of sleep. It serves an entry for the
Inaugural Great Hall Cotillion and a standby
Birthday Present for Julia/the opaleye. More importantly, it marks my return to fanfiction after two months' hiatus, because that is kind of inhumanly long.
Thanks to Kara for reading the Prologue and motivating me, and Carole for Chipping-on-the-Wye.
DISCLAIMER: J.K.Rowling, I love you for giving me the HP universe, but you are not me and you definitely did not write this.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14642 |
Hits: 2690 |
Published: 01/15/12 |
Updated: 01/23/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Once upon a time, a young Hungarian patriot came to Godric's Hollow, where he met Albus Dumbledore. Before Ariana and Nurmengard, before wand and war, there were two boys who loved lemon-drops.
Categories: Same-Sex Pairings
Characters: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4653 |
Hits: 1530 |
Published: 06/14/11 |
Updated: 06/15/11
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: At age fifteen, Regulus Black became sole heir to the largest fortune in Wizarding London. At sixteen, his abnormal intelligence won him entry into the most notorious cult of Dark wizards on earth. At seventeen he made a mistake – one that he would never be able to take back – and his entire world came crashing down.
Enter London, 1979. The story of a boy who managed to defy Voldemort at the height of his regime. But what price did he have to pay?
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Character Death,
Mental Disorders,
Non-Consensual Sex,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 10 |
Completed: No |
Words: 65364 |
Hits: 4496 |
Published: 01/11/09 |
Updated: 11/15/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: An unexpected mission has Sirius teasing Remus about his standards--which leads Remus to do something even more unexpected. (Contains sexual innuendo--but with a title like that, what else would you expect?)
Categories: Remus/Tonks
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1825 |
Hits: 7618 |
Published: 05/25/08 |
Updated: 05/30/08
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Molly Weasley lost two boys in the first war. She doesn't think she can bear to lose another.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1572 |
Hits: 2163 |
Published: 07/24/07 |
Updated: 07/24/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Tom Riddle awakens and extends his power, drawing Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets as she draws him into her own secret thoughts.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1246 |
Hits: 1930 |
Published: 03/02/07 |
Updated: 03/02/07
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