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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Voldemort laments his final battle from beyond the grave …
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 277 |
Hits: 1476 |
Published: 04/16/13 |
Updated: 04/27/13
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A selection of (possible) songs from Celestina Warbeck's hit album 'You Stole My Cauldron, But You Can't Have My Heart'. Take with a healthy pinch of salt! *Contains references to insinuated sexual situations* UK English.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 5 |
Completed: No |
Words: 1438 |
Hits: 17655 |
Published: 11/15/09 |
Updated: 01/01/13
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Front page headlines from the Wizarding World's best-selling newspaper.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 2601 |
Hits: 3917 |
Published: 09/06/12 |
Updated: 09/11/12
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Professor Dumbledore stumbles across an altercation between some of his students in the dungeons corridor and subsequently attempts to teach Draco Malfoy a much needed lesson. But will his efforts prove successful? OoTP era. AU-ish. UK English.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5906 |
Hits: 1125 |
Published: 09/01/12 |
Updated: 09/04/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: A silly wee ode to poor dead Fred.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 133 |
Hits: 1316 |
Published: 06/23/12 |
Updated: 06/28/12
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Neville Longbottom is about to be measured for his first set of Hogwarts' robes when Gregory Goyle's father makes the mistake of insulting him. And in front of his grandmother, too ...
NOTE: Contains one (mild) sexual reference only.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2096 |
Hits: 3216 |
Published: 09/14/11 |
Updated: 09/15/11
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Professor Dumbledore is presented with an intriguing mystery when a very unexpected guest pops up to his office for tea. But little does he guess the effect this seemingly innocent encounter will have on Hogwarts and the Wizarding World at large ... AU.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: No |
Words: 3666 |
Hits: 1967 |
Published: 05/06/10 |
Updated: 05/15/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What would the official song of Dumbledore’s Army sound like?
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 181 |
Hits: 2406 |
Published: 02/03/10 |
Updated: 02/06/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A Christmas classic gets the Luna Lovegood treatment (sort of) ...
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 149 |
Hits: 1534 |
Published: 12/25/09 |
Updated: 12/27/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Christmas is a time for family, so Harry spends it with his. Both of them... UK English.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7137 |
Hits: 2590 |
Published: 12/21/09 |
Updated: 12/22/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: George Weasley struggles to live his life without Fred. But help is at hand in the form of a little old woman with a very scary hat... Sequel to 'Educating Rita'. Rated for slight language. UK English.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 3 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 14547 |
Hits: 7796 |
Published: 09/29/09 |
Updated: 10/29/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Voldemort reflects on his rise, downfall and resurrection as the worst Dark Lord in history. Inspired by the Rodgers and Hammerstein hit of the same name from the film
The Sound of Music.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 194 |
Hits: 2480 |
Published: 09/20/09 |
Updated: 09/25/09
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: Frank and Alice Longbottom display the honour and nobility that made them so popular in the Wizarding World and moved a stunned society to lash out in anger after the vicious attack which incapacitated them.
Warning: Rated for profanity and violence (not sex). UK English.
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 13659 |
Hits: 307 |
Published: 09/07/09 |
Updated: 09/16/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Bellatrix Lestrange takes on the Mother of all Weasleys... A humorous (I hope) songfic to the tune of the famous 'The Sound of Music' song. Slightly dark humour. You have been warned!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 192 |
Hits: 2324 |
Published: 09/16/09 |
Updated: 09/16/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: CoS era: Ron meets Aragog and his charming family when Harry drags him along for a visit - and he is afraid. Very afraid... A hopefully humorous songfic from Ron's PoV, inspired by the Gloria Gaynor song of the same name.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 361 |
Hits: 2280 |
Published: 09/07/09 |
Updated: 09/15/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson...
UK English, canon ish , humour.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 3971 |
Hits: 5284 |
Published: 09/01/09 |
Updated: 09/06/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: A trip to the Ministry of Magic in the Summer of 1988 leads to an unexpected meeting and a shocking revelation for the Hogwarts' headmaster. UK English.
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Neville Longbottom, Great Uncle Algie (whatever-his-last-name-is).
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 7518 |
Hits: 1818 |
Published: 08/30/09 |
Updated: 09/06/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: PoA era: Severus Snape takes a thoughtful stroll down Diagon Alley at the start of the Christmas holidays, but it soon turns into a quite a harrowing ordeal for our favourite Potions Master... UK English. Contains some dark humour. You have been warned!
Characters: Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley and (very) minor OC's.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4703 |
Hits: 4149 |
Published: 08/29/09 |
Updated: 09/01/09
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