Unexploded Bombs by Oregonian
Summary: Dudley Dursley has just experienced the death of his elderly father Vernon from heart disease, when he receives a letter from beyond the grave, a letter that puts a new light on things. An unsuspected time bomb involving his cousin Harry has been ticking for nineteen years.

This is Vicki of Slytherin House, writing for the Second Annual Terrible Two-Shot Challenge.
A Thank You to Elaine/Islastorm of Gryffindor for looking over the manuscript for me.

This story was nominated for a 2015 Quicksilver Quill Award, Best Post-Hogwarts.


Categories: Post-Hogwarts Characters: None
Warnings: None
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Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 6276 Read: 4425 Published: 11/21/14 Updated: 11/22/14

1. Chapter 1 by Oregonian

2. Chapter 2 by Oregonian

Chapter 1 by Oregonian
Dudley Dursley sat in his car, parked at the curb in Grimmauld Place across the street from numbers eleven and thirteen at 6:00 a.m. on September tenth, and waited. The sun was near to rising; the sky was apricot over the rooflines of the houses on the east and pale yellow overhead. Soon the golden light would appear on the sides of the chimney pots, and the pale blue shadows filling the quiet street and dimming the brick façades of the silent old houses would give way to the brighter colors and lighter air of the new day.

Dudley fidgeted, sitting in the driver’s seat and moving his legs a little to encourage the circulation in them. From time to time he glanced at his wristwatch, but most of the time he kept his eyes on the pavement across the street, the pavement in front of numbers eleven and thirteen. He was waiting for his cousin Harry Potter to appear. Dudley desperately needed to talk with Harry, but a meeting between the two of them was not easy for Dudley to arrange. He could not send Harry a letter by post because mail was not delivered to either Harry’s home or his workplace. Harry did have a post office box for mail sent by Muggles, but Dudley doubted that Harry checked that box very often. Dudley was aware that messages could be sent by messenger owl, but he had no idea how to get his hands on an owl that knew how to carry a letter to a stipulated recipient. So far as he knew, Harry was not online, so e-mail was not an option. And if Harry had a mobile phone, Dudley did not know the number.

So he sat in his car, holding a long white envelope in his hands, and watched and waited.

He had not seen Harry for a long time, more than a year, he reflected. They always exchanged greeting cards at Christmas — Dudley sent his card to the post office box — and Dudley had notified Harry by the same method when his father, Vernon Dursley, had died of an apparent heart attack in the latter part of August. It had not been an entirely unexpected death; Vernon was seventy years old and overweight, never exercised, and ate a diet totally at odds with the low-fat, vegetable-predominant menu recommended by his doctor. But nevertheless, his doctor had said that Vernon’s cardiac arteries were not badly blocked, and that it was probably a cardiac arrhythmia rather than a blood clot that had caused his sudden cardiac arrest. The doctor had used the term –ventricular fibrillation” on the certificate of death, and although he had explained to Dudley what that term meant, apparently no one knew what had triggered it.

Harry had not come to Vernon’s funeral nor sent a sympathy card. Dudley wondered whether Harry had simply not checked his post office box for a couple of weeks, or whether he had deliberately chosen not to respond. Dudley hoped it was not the latter. He liked to think that the relationship between himself and his cousin had softened since the terrible time of war when Dudley and his parents had been forced from their home and had been made refugees in the midst of a dreadful, bloody conflict that had spilled over from the magical community to threaten even ordinary people like himself and his parents. Harry had invited Dudley to his wedding thirteen years earlier and had attended Dudley’s own wedding three years later. But those events had been about Harry and Dudley, not about Vernon, and Dudley could easily believe that an event focused on Vernon, namely his funeral, would be more than Harry could stomach, knowing that he would have to sit quietly in the church, pretending to pay his respects to a man he had loathed because of a lifetime of mistreatment, and listening to Vernon’s business associates deliver eulogies about what a great man Vernon had been.

So Dudley had accompanied his mother to his father’s funeral as her only blood relative in attendance, after having made all the arrangements, which his mother in her inconsolable grief had been unable to deal with.

His father’s earthly remains having been finally bestowed in their eternal resting place, Dudley had hoped that the crisis of the last few weeks would be behind him and that his life would settle back into its usual routine, disturbed only by the need eventually to decide where his mother would continue to live, whether in the house on Privet Drive in Little Whinging or somewhere nearer to Dudley’s family, but that decision did not need to be urgently made.

As he waited in the car, suddenly Dudley’s attention was captured by a figure that had appeared as if out of nowhere on the pavement between number eleven and number thirteen, a dark-haired man of medium height wearing a black topcoat. As the man began walking along the pavement in the direction of the cross street, Dudley frantically scrambled to seize his envelope, open the car door, untangle his legs from under the steering wheel, and leap out onto the road, calling out, –Harry! Harry!” as he ran toward the retreating figure’s back, without even stopping to lock his car door.

Harry stopped walking in mid-stride and turned halfway, looking over his shoulder as Dudley jogged up to him and stopped, breathing heavily, beside him.

–Dudley,” Harry exclaimed, his eyes widening. –What’s up?”

–I’m so glad I caught you,” Dudley panted. –I didn’t know how to get ahold of you fast, so I just came by early and waited, hoping to see you.”

–Well, it’s your lucky day,” Harry answered. –In bad weather I Apparate directly to my office and you’d never have caught me, but when it’s fair like this, I get up early and walk for the exercise. But what’s going on? Why are you here?”

–Did you get my letter?” Dudley asked. –The one about my father dying? I sent it to your post office box.”

–Oh,” said Harry, giving himself a head-slap on his forehead. –We’ve been so busy the last few weeks, getting the kids off to school — it’s Al’s first year, you know — I didn’t even think about checking the post box. I’m so sorry, Dudley. Your father died? I’m really sorry to hear that.”

–That’s okay,” Dudley replied. –We had his funeral last week, but you probably would have been too busy to come anyway.” That was a better idea, Dudley thought, than saying You probably wouldn’t have wanted to come anyway. His father’s death had written a partial finis to the unhappy past. It was time to bury the hatchet.

Harry clapped Dudley on the shoulder. –I would’ve carved out time for you, Big D.”

–Thanks, Harry. It’s nice to hear you say so.” Dudley paused a moment and then continued. –But that’s not the only reason I’m here today, not even the main reason. I got this letter yesterday.” He held out the long white envelope. –It’s from my dad’s solicitor. It contains a letter that my dad wrote before he died. He left it with the solicitor.”

Dudley reached into the envelope and drew out a folded letter and a smaller envelope. He unfolded the letter and read, – ‘Dear Mr. Dursley, blah-blah-blah, I am enclosing a sealed envelope your late father left with us, with instructions that it be forwarded to you after his death. Blah-blah-blah, yours very sincerely…’ and it’s signed by Dad’s solicitor. So I opened the little envelope and read what my father had written. It was pretty heavy stuff. It has to do with the old days and all the trouble that was going on. He suspected something — well, it’s all in the letter. You need to read it and tell me what you think, Harry. I don’t know who else to turn to. I can’t call the police and I definitely can’t tell my mother.”

Dudley held out the smaller envelope to Harry. On the face of it was written –To be delivered to my son, Dudley Dursley, on the occasion of my death.” Without speaking, Harry took the envelope, slid the contents out, unfolded the sheet of paper, and began to read silently. Dudley watched as his cousin’s eyes moved back and forth across the sheet; he knew that his late father’s handwriting had deteriorated from years of hasty business scrawls and advancing age, but Harry seemed to be having no trouble reading it.

–Dear Son,” the letter read, –I am leaving this letter with Mr. Burke, to be delivered to you if I die. There is something you need to know about your cousin Harry Potter. I thought that all that unpleasantness was behind us, after the way that he and his odd acquaintances had meddled in our lives so badly, even driving us from our home and keeping us under house arrest with those freakish gaolers for almost a year, while my business went to hell and you missed a year of school and your poor mother fretted herself almost to death. And when we were finally allowed to return home, the garden was all overgrown and full of weeds, and we had to give out cockamamie stories to the neighbors about why we had left so suddenly and where we had been. But we finally got everything straightened away, without any help from your cousin or his friends, I might add, even though they were the ones who had caused all the trouble for us.

–What I need to tell you now is that I have been thinking of selling the house and moving to a smaller house with a smaller garden that doesn’t need so much maintenance. I’m not getting any younger, you know, and your mother and I don’t need so much space. And a smaller house would be easier for her to keep clean.

–You know what that means, Son. I have to clean out your cousin’s room. Nobody has gone in there since the night we left. We have just kept the door closed. God only knows what kind of freakish magic stuff he left behind. I’m surprised that your mother and I haven’t died in our beds from toxic fumes seeping out from under the door, or maybe been burnt to a crisp from spontaneous combustion.

–Recently I have thought I heard little noises coming from that room occasionally. Maybe it’s just mice in the walls. Your mother doesn’t hear it, but as you know she has been getting hard of hearing, and she won’t wear hearing aids. Something about female vanity. I haven’t said anything to her because I don’t want to upset her.

–But I intend to look into that room and see if it is safe to clear it out. Everything in that room, furniture and all, will go to the dump. I won’t keep anything. I’m sure it is all tainted. I’ll hire some local boys to haul it all away. If your cousin had wanted any of it, he would have come back for it, so I guess he thinks it is just rubbish too. It is pretty cheeky of him to leave it here for me to deal with, but that’s just like him. I don’t want him to come back anyway.

–If we get the room cleared out without any difficulty, I will take this letter back from Mr. Burke and destroy it. Otherwise it will be delivered to you.

Your Father.


Harry looked up from the letter and said, –Your father says that after you all returned to the house, you never went into my room again? That’s right?”

–Yes,” Dudley said, shifting his feet on the pavement uneasily. –I lived there one more year while I finished school, and we acted like everything was normal. Never talked about you, or even about the year when we were in hiding. Just pretended it never happened. The only change was that my schoolmates had gone off to university and I was in a class with kids who were a year younger than me. Then I finished at Smeltings and went off to university, and after that I wasn’t at home very often.

–Then Dad died and we figured it was what the doctor said: his heart gave out. Then I got this letter from the barrister. I’m not sure. I’m thinking he shouldn’t have gone into that room.”

Harry shook his head slowly. –All I left there was my old trunk with my old school books, my cauldron, my robes, and a few odds and ends. Nothing magical or dangerous. Nothing that would make noise. I don’t see how it would have been dangerous for him to go into the room. Where was he when he died? Where did they find the body? Was your mother at home?”

–Mum found him upstairs and called 999. Then she called me. But by the time I got there, the ambulance had already taken him away. They pronounced him dead at the hospital, but he was already dead at home. I don’t know how long it was before Mum found him. She doesn’t hear too well anymore, and she didn’t hear him fall.”

Dudley crossed his arms over his chest and rubbed his upper arms. He was more lightly dressed than Harry and was beginning to feel cold in the early morning chill, standing there on the pavement on the shady side of the street.

–Was the door to my room open?” Harry asked. –Was his body found in or near my room?”

–I don’t know exactly,” Dudley replied. –I never asked, didn’t realize it might be important.” He stood thinking for a minute. –My mum’s gone to spend a couple of weeks with Dad’s sister, Aunt Marge, but I could contact the South East Coast Ambulance; they’ll have a record of this ambulance run and who the ambulance crew was. Maybe they’d remember.”

That’s a good idea,” Harry said. –If he never went into the room, wasn’t near it at all, then maybe this is just a horrible coincidence. But if he did…” His voice trailed off.

–Thanks, Harry. I’ll give them a call. Maybe this will turn out to be nothing, just an old man’s fears. But I had to check. It made me kind of uneasy. Sorry to have bothered you.”

–It’s not a bother, Dudley,” Harry reassured him. –I’ll call you at noon, and you can let me know what you find out.” He put out his hand, and Dudley grasped it firmly. The two men said their goodbyes, Harry started up the street on foot, and Dudley went back to his car.

Arriving back at his house, Dudley waited until after 8:00 a.m. to telephone the ambulance station that served the area of Little Whinging and inquire about the ambulance run to number four Privet Drive on the previous August twenty-fifth. The dispatcher who answered the telephone looked up the record of that event and scanned the ambulance crew’s brief written report.

–It says here that the subject was found upstairs on the floor…mentions a bedroom and a hallway…mostly it’s about the condition of the victim, not much about the surroundings. Sorry.”

–Does it list the names of the ambulance crew? Would it be possible to talk to one of them?” Dudley asked. –They might remember something.”

–Sure,” the dispatcher answered. –Let’s see, there’s Nigel Cusbourne, Oliver Tappan, and Andrew…Hey, Andrew’s in the station now. Let me put him on the line.” Apparently the dispatcher turned his head away from the telephone because Dudley could hear his voice more faintly calling, –Andy! There’s a fellow that needs to talk to you about that run to Privet Drive a couple of weeks ago.”

A few seconds later another voice came on the line. –This is Andrew Wright. How can I help you?”

Dudley introduced himself and inquired about the exact location of his father’s body when the crew had arrived at his parents’ house.

–Well, let’s see,” said Andrew. –Let me look at this report to refresh my memory. Ah yes, now I remember. It was upstairs, down at the far end of the hall. We found your father in a bedroom, well, almost in a bedroom. He was lying on his back, with his head out in the hallway and the rest of his body in the room.”

–As you walked down the hallway towards my father’s body, was the bedroom on the right or on the left?” Dudley asked.

–It was on the right.”

Harry’s room, Dudley thought.

–Thank you very much,” he said. –Oh, one more thing. Did you notice anything unusual or noteworthy in the bedroom or the surroundings while you were there?”

–No,” said the other man slowly, –not so as I remember. But of course my mates and I were concentrating our attention on your father, so I probably wouldn’t have noticed much. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

–I don’t think so. Thank you very much. You’ve helped me a lot.” Dudley rang off and just sat there. His father had opened the door to Harry’s room and had stepped inside. They had been the last steps he had taken in his life. Dudley felt numb, as if the past were reaching its long arms out to clutch at his family again, as if there was no escape. Harry had assured him that there had been nothing dangerous in that room. Was he merely mistaken or deliberately lying?

Dudley bestirred himself. It was time to go to work. He would talk with Harry again at noon.

A few minutes before noon, while Dudley was still in his office at his workplace, his mobile phone rang. It was Harry.

–Did you get ahold of South East Coast Ambulance?” Harry asked. –What did they say?”

–They said they found my dad lying on his back, with his head in the hallway and his body in your bedroom.”

There was a moment of silence, and then Dudley heard Harry say, –This changes everything. Can you meet me for lunch? Where do you usually eat?”

Dudley named a little cafe near his office, and Harry said, –I’ll meet you there in ten minutes. We’ll get something to take away, and find a private place to talk.”
Chapter 2 by Oregonian
When Dudley reached the cafe, he saw that Harry was already there. Harry raised a hand in greeting but didn’t smile, maintaining a serious expression on his face. The two men ordered sandwiches and tea as take-away, then stepped back out onto the street, holding their lunches in paper bags.

–Where can we go that’s private?” Harry asked, glancing left and right along the busy pavement.

–There’s a small old church about two blocks that way,” Dudley replied, pointing down the street with his free hand, –We can go there.”

–Will there be other people there?” Harry asked.

–I dunno. Let’s try it.”

After a rapid walk along the pavement, weaving around the slower-ambling pedestrians, they arrived at the old church, a modest building of gray stone with narrow windows and worn steps. It had a narrow side yard with a few shrubs and an empty bench.

–There,” Harry said, and they entered the gate, skirted the wall of the church to the bench, and sat down. Without opening his paper sack, Harry got right to the point,

–Dudley, there was nothing in that room that would have killed him, nothing magical I left behind.”

–Then why…”

–Someone sabotaged the house while you were gone. I think they planted a killing curse mechanism of some sort. The room was booby-trapped, just waiting for someone to come back.”

Dudley stopped in the middle of opening his bag and stared at Harry.

–Why? Why hurt us? What did we do to them?”

–Not you, me,” Harry said. –See, the location tells us all. It wasn’t in your lounge or your dining room or kitchen or bathrooms or your bedrooms. It was in my bedroom, the one place I would go if I ever went back to the house. I was the target. Merlin, why did I never think of that — that they would sabotage your house, among all the other things they did? I should have seen it, should have warned you, should have had the house checked. Merlin, how could I be so stupid? Just let you go back there?”

He balled his hands in fists and stared at the ground, repeating –Stupid!” with a little shake of his head.

–Who? Who are you talking about?” Dudley asked, feeling alarmed by Harry’s vehemence. –The dementors?”

–No,” said Harry, –the Death Eaters. Followers of Lord Voldemort. Dark wizards. There was a whole bunch of them. They were killing Muggles for fun. But I thought if you left the house you’d be safer. I never thought about booby-traps.”

–Like buried land mines left over after a war, killing people years after the war is over,” Dudley reflected. –Unexploded bombs.” He opened his sandwich packet and began to eat. –Were there others of these things, after the war?”

–Actually, I can’t think of any,” Harry said. –Only this one, which is what makes me think it was directed at me.” He finally took a bite of his own sandwich. –It may have been installed during that brief period between Voldemort’s death, when it was plain that I was still alive, and the time when the remaining Death Eaters were rounded up and you went back to the house. Pure spite, that’s what it was. Killing me wouldn’t bring their precious leader back again.”

–And sloppy too,” Dudley added. –They killed the wrong person. My dad took a hit for you, Harry.”

–I know,” Harry replied. –It’s true that there was never any love between us, and I was glad to get out of the house, but I never wanted this. I never wanted him to be dead. Or you or your mum either.” He gave a little, rueful laugh. –I guess that sounds kind of awkward, but you know what I mean.”

–Is there any way to find out who did this?” Dudley asked.

Harry took his paper cup of tea with its plastic snap-on lid out of his bag and cradled it in his hands.

–Probably not after all this time. It’s been nineteen years.”

–I’d like to think they got what was coming to them.”

–Maybe they did,” Harry said, more briskly. –We caught an awful lot of them.”

–So now what?” Dudley asked, looking at Harry expectantly.

–I gotta get a bunch of my fellows to check the house out,” Harry told him. –Don’t you go back to the house, don’t even set foot in it, or let your mum come back, until we’re finished. If there are curses there, we can undo them.”

–The ambulance guys weren’t hurt,” Dudley pointed out, –so maybe there was just one.”

–Thank Merlin for that,” Harry said. "We’ll do it tomorrow morning, okay?”

–I’ll be there,” Dudley assured him, –but if it’s all the same to you, I’ll stay outside in the garden.”

–Yeah,” Harry said, standing up. –It’s better that way.”

********

At sunrise the next morning Dudley was waiting in his car in front of his parents’ house on Privet Drive when a big black Range Rover pulled up and stopped at the curb. Watching the three men get out of the vehicle, Dudley thought to himself –Ghostbusters” and smiled. The old Muggle movie of that title was just a fictional comedy, but here was the real thing.

Dudley got out of his car and joined the group on the lawn: his cousin Harry and two other men whom Harry introduced as Peter and Jerry, both Aurors and Cursebreakers.

–How long will this take?” Dudley asked them, looking nervously at first one man and then the other.

–Depends on what we find,” the Auror named Peter replied. –An hour, a couple of hours.” He shifted the black tote box he was holding from one hand to the other. It looked heavy, Dudley thought.

–Oh, I’m not in a hurry,” Dudley said hastily. –Take as much time as you need. Best to do the job thoroughly, don’t you think?”

–Yeah,” Harry said with a wan smile. –We’ll be thorough. Just a little bit late, that’s all.”

The three wizards started toward the front door. Dudley made a motion as if to follow them with the door key, but by then they were at the door, which swung open without any help, and they disappeared inside the house, Dudley staring after them as the door closed again.

He glanced at his wristwatch; the time was 6:20 a.m. and the sun had risen over the horizon of trees and rooflines, shining straight into his eyes if he looked toward the east. He made a quarter turn to look back at the façade of the house with its tidy curtains visible through the windows and the leafy shrubs in a row underneath them. He wondered what was going on inside the house as he stared at it, what the Aurors were finding and doing, but he was nevertheless glad not to be inside with them.

They probably don’t want anyone to see their mumbo-jumbo, he thought, and I’d just be in the way.

A jogger went by on the street, a young woman dressed in skin-tight dark purple running clothes and a white headband. A few minutes later there was another pedestrian, an older woman walking a little long-haired dog on a leash, and Dudley realized that while he stood there on the lawn waiting for the Cursebreakers to do their work, there would be more and more people on the street as the town woke up, and they would wonder why he was just standing on the lawn staring at the house like a burglar waiting for the right moment to make a break-in.

I have to do something, he though, so he went around the house to the back garden and took a grass rake out of the shed. He glanced up at the backside of the house, at the window that looked in on Harry’s upstairs bedroom, but there was nothing to see except the reflections of the sky and the trees on the glass. Dudley walked back to the front garden and began to rake the scattered dead leaves that sparsely littered the lawn; it was too early in the season for the main leaf fall.

Dudley could feel the tension in his arms, shoulders, and neck as he raked. He tried to focus all his attention on the precise strokes of the rake and the tidy appearance of the part of the lawn, ever increasing in area, that was leaf-free. He knew his father would have liked to see him keeping the place neat. But every time he turned his body so that the Range Rover came into view, the tension returned, and he had to stop pretending that it was just garden work that was going on.

He was not in a hurry. He didn’t know how long the activities in the house would take, and he didn’t want to run out of work to do on the lawn by raking fast, so he stopped from time to time to simply look at the shrubs and flower beds. He had always assumed that his parents would live in this house, well, forever, and that his father would always do the garden work. But now he knew that Vernon had already been looking ahead to a time when this house would be too much for him and Petunia, and suddenly, with no advance notice, that time had arrived.

When all the leaves had been raked into a yellow and brown pile on the edge of the lawn, Dudley checked his watch again. It was 7:15 a.m., and cars were passing frequently in the street now. He stood there, leaning on his rake, waiting, and then the front door opened and the trio of wizards emerged onto the front porch.

Dudley walked up to them, still holding the rake, and asked, –What did you find? Is the house safe?”

Harry glanced at the two other Aurors as if to gain their assent that he be the one to speak, and then he said, –Your father was right, Dudley. There was something planted in my old bedroom. The traces of it were very apparent. But it seems to have been a one-time curse. We didn’t find any active curses, either there or in any other room.”

Dudley felt confused by this news. Magical curses were a subject he had almost no conception of.

–What does that mean, ‘traces of it’?” he asked.

The Auror named Peter cleared his throat and answered, –It’s possible to tell when a curse has been used and what kind of curse it was. In this case it was a low-power curse, not likely to cause structural damage, but able to kill a human being.”

–But wasn’t it meant to kill Harry? Why did it kill my dad?”

–A curse can be made for a specific target, so that it is triggered by the presence of only that person,” Peter explained, –but it takes some skill and sophistication to do that. This curse was a lot simpler, even cruder, you might say. Either the maker didn’t have the skill, or he didn’t care.”

–The wizarding equivalent of the Molotov cocktail,” Dudley said. He turned and walked back toward the middle of the lawn, shaking his head slowly. His father had died for nothing, like those poor souls they showed on the telly who were killed randomly by car bombs set off by terrorists. He glanced back over his shoulder and saw the Aurors following him onto the lawn. Jerry was holding the large black case by its handle, and normally, Dudley realized, he would wonder what kind of equipment was in the case, but now he could not summon the curiosity. His house had been violated. His father had been murdered.

–The house is safe now,” Harry said. –The curse is gone. There are no others. It’s just a house again.”

–How can you be sure?” Dudley exclaimed.

Jerry spoke for the first time. –Trust me,” he said in a solemn voice. –We’re sure.”

That’s all, Dudley thought. They don’t explain anything, probably can’t explain anything. They just tell me to trust them And I guess I have to do it because I don’t understand any of this.

He took a deep breath and stood up a little straighter in the morning sunlight, holding his rake upright like the standard of the householder.

–Do I owe you something for this? Is there a fee for your services?” The Aurors seemed to him to be a cross between exorcists and exterminators. He didn’t know about exorcists, but he knew you had to pay exterminators.

The Aurors glanced at one another, and faint smiles appeared on their faces.

–No, Dudley, there’s no fee. It’s on the house,” Harry said, and then he winced at the unintended bad pun.

–It’s what I pay my taxes for, I guess,” Dudley said, in a feeble attempt at a joke. –Thank you fellows so much. I don’t know what I would have done.” He held out a hand to Peter and Jerry and shook their hands warmly.

–Don’t mention it,” Peter said. –Glad to help.” He turned to address Harry. –I think we’re done here,” he said, and he and Jerry moved toward the black Range Rover.

"You guys go along now,” Harry told them. –I’m going to stay and talk with my cousin for a bit. I’ll be along later, and I’ll write the report.”

Harry and Dudley watched as the Range Rover pulled away from the curb and headed down Privet Drive.

–Your mates, they’re very business-like and efficient,” Dudley remarked as the black vehicle turned a corner in the distance and disappeared.

–Yeah, it’s their line of work,” Harry said, rubbing the back of his neck. –But it doesn’t mean that I don’t feel something of what this all means.”

–You do?” Dudley challenged him. –Your evil wizards just killed my father, after I thought that all that trouble was behind us.”

–Yes,” Harry agreed, nodding. –They killed my father and mother too.”

Dudley did not respond for a minute. He gazed around the neighborhood, looking at the familiar houses bathed in the lemon yellow light of early morning. Finally he spoke again.

–We lived together for a long time, you and my family, and I don’t think we ever gained anything from it.”

After a few seconds Harry answered, –I was about to say that I didn’t gain anything either, but that’s not true. Your mum took me in, to protect me, and if she hadn’t done, I wouldn’t have lasted a fortnight. Then, when I was older, I defeated Lord Voldemort, who was a cancer for the whole world and would have tormented everyone if he hadn’t been stopped. So you gained something from that. But your mum was the real hero because it couldn’t have happened without her, even though she didn’t want to.”

–My dad, he took a hit for you, Harry,” Dudley insisted. –Those dementors, that curse, none of that would’ve happened to us if we weren’t associated with you.” He felt himself gripping the rake handle harder and made a conscious effort to relax.

Harry nodded. –Yeah, it was your bad luck to be my family. My bad luck too. Truth was, your dad hated me, even more than your mum did, and he didn’t mean to take the curse that was directed at me, like my mum did, but that’s how it turned out anyway.”

The cars went by on Privet Drive, and two women in workout clothes, walking briskly along the pavement side by side, waved and called out a cheery greeting. The air had been completely still at sunrise, but now a little breeze was picking up as the ground began to warm from the rays of the sun.

Dudley brought his gaze back to Harry’s face. –I think of our family and I envision a rickety machine made of broken-down parts, but it still kind of functions somehow.”

–Yeah,” Harry laughed. –Even your Aunt Marge. She was such a jerk, if you don’t mind my saying so, all those cruel things she said about me and my parents. I hated her, but…”

–But now she’s taken my mum in for a few weeks so she won’t be alone while I have to work. I guess nobody’s all bad.”

Harry reached out his hand. –Here, give me the rake. We’ll put it away.”

–Do you know where it goes?” Dudley asked.

–Do I know where it goes? You gotta be kidding. I raked this lawn a million times when I was a kid.”

–I raked it some too.”

–Dudders, it will take you many years to match the number of hours I put in on this garden. I was the king of garden work.”

–That wasn’t my fault,” Dudley said.

–No, Big D, it wasn’t.”

They walked around the house to the shed in the back garden. Harry opened the door and looked inside; all the tools and the lawn mower were lined up just as he remembered them. He put the rake away, and Dudley took out a black plastic garden debris bag.

–What are you going to do now?” Harry asked as they stood beside the shed.

–You say the house is safe, it’s just a house, but I’ll never be comfortable here again. I’ll sell it and move Mum closer to us.”

–Good luck, Dudley. Sorry we had to meet again in such unfortunate circumstances.”

–We’ll keep in touch.”

–Right.”

Harry walked around to the other side of the shed, out of Dudley’s sight, and Dudley heard a sharp sound which he knew meant that Harry had Disapparated back to wherever it was that he worked.

He walked back to the front lawn, bagged the pile of dead leaves, and left the bag on the driveway near the garage. Then he returned to his car. He contemplated the house for a brief minute without any desire to go inside; it was a part of his past, his rickety past made of broken-down parts but still somehow functional.

He got into his car, put it in gear, and drove away.
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