1. The D.A. (Masquerade)
HERMIONE:
Oh, Harry what a great idea!
The best thing that we've done this year.
HARRY:
Look at them, I'm impressed!
They've all done their best.
BOTH:
Here's to us!
RON:
Old Umbridge doesn't own us
TRIO:
Our Patronuses could drive her out of here!
ALL:
The D.A.! That's why we're all here today!
The D.A.! Hidden here, so Umbridge can never find us.
The D.A.! It's the reason why we stay!
The D.A.! If not for it, we'd leave the school behind us!
HERMIONE:
Flashing wands
NEVILLE:
Splashing… oops…
GINNY and MICHAEL:
Duel in pairs.
GRYFFINDORS:
Or in groups!
RON:
Pass our O.W.L.s at least
HERMIONE:
Several O.W.L.s apiece!
ALL:
Spellwork!
FRED:
Take a turn!
GEORGE:
Take a try!
BOTH:
As we shoot them around, and then they hit your face!
HARRY:
I've been told that it's true
That Umbridge has no clue
Who we are, what we do
RON:
Or that we're taught by you!
ALL:
Secret!
Hidden club, no one knows
But us, and they won't find out today!
GINNY:
About us, The D.A.!
ALL:
The D.A.! Curses whizzing overhead!
The D.A.! Take your fill let the skills you see astound you.
The D.A.! Beams in purples, blues, and reds
LUNA:
The D.A.! Stop and stare as the spells we cast surround you!
ALL:
The D.A.! Fight back 'fore somebody dies!
The D.A.! Got a problem? You should bring it to us.
RON:
The D.A.! No sneaks here, no peering eyes
The D.A.! They will never catch us, though they pursue us!
HERMIONE:
Thirty kids!
HARRY:
What a crowd!
RON:
Makes you glad!
HARRY:
Makes me proud!
RON:
Free from Umbridge-"hem hem!"
HARRY:
It feels great watching them!
HERMIONE:
And all our fears are left in class!
HARRY:
Six months
HERMIONE:
Of relief!
RON:
Of real life!
TRIO:
Of atypical peace!
HARRY:
And we feel free at last!
HERMIONE:
No decrees!
RON:
No grade D's!
HARRY:
Better yet, no grade T's!
This may be a bad year
But we get to come here
RON:
Too bad we have to go away.
HARRY:
They like school—what a change!
HERMIONE:
What a weekday retreat!
ALL:
And what a club-D.A.!
HARRY:
Think of it, a secret defense group I taught, they complied! Just think of it!
SMITH:
But why is it secret? What have we to hide?
HARRY:
Come, let's not fight
SMITH:
You said we're free!
HARRY:
Wait 'till the time is right
SMITH: When will that be? It's a defense group, not a crime!
Potter, what are you afraid of?
HARRY:
Let's not argue!
SMITH:
Why not argue?
HARRY:
Please pretend you will…
SMITH:
I'll probably never
BOTH:
Understand in time!
During the instrumental bridge, the students display their most elaborate spells
ALL:
The D.A.! Curses whizzing overhead!
The D.A.! Take your fill let the skills you see astound you.
The D.A.! Beams in purples, blues, and reds
The D.A.! Stop and stare as the spells we cast surround you!
Enter Umbridge and the Inquisitorial Squad
2. Enter Umbridge (Why So Silent?/We Have All Been Blind)
UMBRIDGE:
Why so silent, Harry dear?
Did you think I did not know you were here?
Quite the contrary, it seems--
It's my pleasure to expel you!
The scenario of my dreams!
INQUISITORIAL SQUAD:
Umbridge triumphant!
UMBRIDGE:
I advise you to comply, my instructions are easy
Remember, there are worse things than my 24th Decree!
Dumbledore's office
DUMBLEDORE:
You have all been blind- and yet the ringleader is staring you in the face.
This could be your chance to capture the head of D.A.
Of course, here I speak of only me.
But bad luck for you, I hold the ace.
Remember, if you're loyal, I'm never away.
He disappears
UMBRIDGE:
How could he leave? All the doors are barred.
FUDGE:
How could he leave? All our men are there.
PERCY:
How could he leave? The conundrum's hard!
UMBRIDGE:
I'm headmistress, as of today!
3. We'll Go, We Cannot Stay (Twisted Every Way)
Harry has just had his vision of Sirius
HARRY:
No! I'm frightened-how could he do this?
No! It scares me-Voldemort has captured Sirius
He'll kill him, I know… we'll be parted forever, he won't let him go
I saw it in a dream and I dread
What will happen to him.
It's true, I can tell, I saw it in my head.
Voldemort's got him, I saw in my head.
How can he do this, this inhumanoid man?
While Voldemort lives, he'll haunt us 'till we're dead.
We'll go, we cannot stay--the one thing I can give
Is to risk my life to let my guardian live.
Can we go save the man who was a dad to me?
He's trapped in the Department of Mysteries.
RON:
We'll go, we cannot stay
HERMIONE:
We'll go, I know we should
BOTH:
I know I can't refuse
And yet, I wish I could.
Oh no, if I agree…
HARRY:
What horrors wait for me, against Lord Voldemort there?
LUNA:
Harry, wait up!
NEVILLE:
We'll come, we'll all be there
GINNY:
You know that all of us still care about you now!
They mount the thestrals and fly away.
4. Potter, Will You Ever Learn? (The Point of No Return)
The DA Six arrive in the Hall of Prophecies
HARRY:
I have brought you
To this place gleaming with glass domes.
To this place I envisioned, but now is so eerily silent..
Silent…
You have come here
Here beside me, so far from home.
And now here I am, wondering
If I made a mistake, if I did the right thing
Now you're all here with me
No seconds thoughts…
It's so silent
Silent…
The Death Eaters appear
LUCIUS:
Potter, will you ever learn
Real life from trances?
Your games of make believe have reached an end.
Past the point of no return,
No use insisting
Believing dreams, and trusting what's pretend!
What foolishness to trust a dream!
Now you're here, they won't hear you scream…
Now shall we kill you, or your whole team?
Potter, will you ever learn?
No use escaping,
Stand here like a trapped rat, feel your scar burn
You'll die, for it's too late to learn.
BELLATRIX:
You have come here
To the Hall of the Prophecies,
To this hall where your life will end, painless and silent…
Silent…
You've been brought to
The Department of Mysteries,
In my mind, I've already imagined
Your death in a manner that's gruesome and violent.
Now you are here with us,
No use escaping
From a tyrant…
A tyrant…
Potter, it's too late to go!
No going back now.
You're trapped in here, where the fun will begin.
Potter, how could you not know?
You can't save Black now!
But then, you're Gryffindor, we're Slytherin.
LUCIUS:
Lord Voldemort has reached his goal
Now, Potter, give us what you stole,
Or you will not escape from us whole!
DEATH EATERS:
Potter, will you ever learn?
You're trapped in our hold
The crosses on the doors no longer burn!
Your life ends here
There's no return!
5. Beyond the Veil (Down Once More/Track Down This Murderer)
HARRY:
Down once more to the dais where the curtain blows
Down we rush to the chamber of before
Down the path, into darkness, through the door!
LUCIUS:
Why, you ask, boy, were you led by Lord Voldemort to this dark place?
It's the small and dusty sphere that reflects the image of your frightened face!
The Order Members enter, but the Death Eaters don't see them. They creep forward as the Death Eaters fight Harry and Neville - the other members of the DA are incapacitated.
ORDER MEMBERS:
Track down these Death Eaters! They must be found!
Fight them all, fight every one! They are lurking everywhere!
Is one over by the veil? Is one hiding over there?
SIRIUS:
Harry?
BELLATRIX:
Potter!
SIRIUS:
Why?
BELLATRIX:
DIE!
LUCIUS:
Harry Potter, today you’re going to die!
SIRIUS:
We'll save him.
LUPIN:
At least try.
DEATH EATERS:
Harry Potter, today you’re going to die!
ORDER MEMBERS:
Track down these Death Eaters, they must be caught!
Hunt out these killers and catch them!
DEATH EATERS:
Or not!
ORDER MEMBERS:
Too late they've preyed on us, but now we know
The servants of Lord Voldemort are here, deep down below.
They're here, the servants of the Dark Lord!
HARRY:
I never thought that I would see this much blood!
I've already seen more than anyone should…
LUCIUS:
Your fate, it condemns you to wallow in blood!
It's written in that ball, now give it, be good!
That ball-it's the reason the Dark Lord seeks you
That ball-it's why your mother's life is through,
That ball-I could say more if I only knew
Give it 'fore it's too late,
Give the secret to your fate
Or Lord Voldemort appears before your eyes!
HARRY:
The Dark Lord's face holds no horror for me now,
It's in his soul where the true distortion lies.
Bellatrix spots the Order Members
BELLATRIX:
Wait! Potter, I think we have some guests.
Well, this is indeed an unparalleled delight!
I had rather hoped that you would come,
And now my wish comes true--you have really made my night.
SIRIUS:
We'll stop you! Do what you like, we’ll just stop you! We have you cornered!
BELLATRIX:
My cousin tells a brash, foolish lie.
The Order's useless!
SIRIUS:
We'll catch you! We're Dumbledore's men!
TONKS:
And women!
LUPIN:
All right, Tonks, that, too.
LUCIUS:
If you fight against us, you'll only die!
Everyone starts dueling
HARRY:
Sirius? Sirius? Set him free, you!
BELLATRIX:
That, I can do!
Cousin, I bid you farewell
Did you think I wouldn't kill you?
Why should I treat you like part of our family?
You are just a traitor, I
Only laugh at your sad fate as you die!
Nothing can save you now!
SIRIUS:
Oh, you can do better!
BELLATRIX:
Nothing can save your life now.
I laugh at you as you die!
SIRIUS:
Don't you make me laugh!
BELLATRIX:
I will send you to your death!
Cousin, you'll die!
Cousin, goodbye!
Now, Stupefy!
Sirius falls behind the veil
SIRIUS:
*Plop*
HARRY:
The tears I shed for my godfather's fate
Aren't tears of grief, but tears of hate!
Bellatrix, I can never forgive you!
(The whole next part ALL HAPPENS AT THE SAME TIME!)
HARRY:
You did the unforgivable, now I do!
CRUCIO!
BELLATRIX:
You cannot hurt me with your spell,
You'll never know how it feels to want to kill!
HARRY:
Too late for turning back
Too late to save Sirius Black…
BELLATRIX:
I have killed him and his life is over!
LUCIUS:
Past all hope of cries for help, no hope in fighting!
HARRY:
I can't do this, but I can't let you win!
LUCIUS:
Whatever you do, we will always win!
HARRY:
How does it feel to be a slave?
To send a good man to his grave?
LUCIUS:
Just give in, it's too late to save him!
HARRY:
This is a nightmare!
LUCIUS:
Potter, will you ever learn?
HARRY:
This is not how he'd have chosen to go!
LUCIUS:
The final threshold!
BELLATRIX:
Why throw your life away for his sake?
HARRY:
Why do you curse mercy?
LUCIUS:
This is the final lesson you will learn!
HARRY:
I came here just to free him!
LUCIUS:
You'll die, it's too late to return!
BELLATRIX:
It sealed his fate, though! Aren’t we lucky…
Well, this is boring. Kill the boy.
(Enter Dumbledore)
DUMBLEDORE:
Pitiful servants of darkness,
What life and love have you known?
(He freezes) Harry, don't move, I'm afraid that we are not alone!
(Enter Voldemort)
VOLDEMORT:
Now I've got you, Potter, we're bound by pain!
You can't escape, for we're one and the same!
Too long you've triumphed, but now you can see
HARRY:
The boy and the Dark Lord are both part of me!
You are a monster! A murdering beast!
This pain! Kill me now!
VOLDEMORT:
I'm you, you are me!
And, Potter, you'll never be free!
He vanishes with Bellatrix
DUMBLEDORE:
Take this, a Portkey! Forget all of this!
HARRY:
Leave me alone.
DUMBLEDORE:
Wait in my office.
Go now! I'll come behind you!
Take this back! I have something I must tell.
The secret I've kept from you I must reveal.
Go! Go now! Go now and be free!
Harry goes back to the office
HARRY:
(Sadly) The D.A.! Our plans didn't work today.
The D.A.! We're destroyed, and the fault is only mine now.
DUMBLEDORE, I HATE YOU!
DUMBLEDORE:
You're angry with me, and for good reason.
Say you'll listen to me right now, though.
Say you'll hear what I've always kept from you.
HARRY:
Anything you say won't make it right! It's over now, the last hope of my life!
6. Child of The Prophecy (Learn To Be Lonely)
"Learn To Be Lonely" is only found in the film version, but I loved this song too much to leave it out. It also seemed quite appropriate!
DUMBLEDORE:
Child of the Prophecy
Born to James and Lily
Learn to be known as
He who fights the force of darkness.
Too much I cared for you.
Was even scared for you.
Learn to be known, and
Learn to be expected champion
You never dreamed
You played this role
Up until I told you
Yet I've always known
Your fate is set in stone.
Must kill or be killed, Harry.
Child of the prophecy.
Learn to be known as
The Boy Who Lived
Or as The Chosen One
Learn to be known as
Reason to cope
Our only hope… have fun!
7. Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again
HARRY:
Only you could understand me
Made me feel I mattered.
You were friend and father to me,
Then my world was shattered.
Wishing you were somehow here again
Wishing you were somehow near
Sometimes it seemed
If I just dreamed
Somehow you would be here.
Wishing I could hear your voice again.
Knowing that I never will.
Such an abrupt end
To your life, my friend.
Why do they have to kill?
Passing students laughing, talking
Breezes warm and gentle.
Seems to me improper mourning
For death so accidental.
Instrumental break
HARRY:
Life is so frail
Here-beyond the veil-
In the blink of an eye!
Wishing you were somehow here again
Knowing I must say 'goodbye.'
I can't let go
It's so hard to know
That people have to die!
Living memories
Holding back my tears
No more plans to make for our future years
Help me say goodbye
Sirius… I'll try…
TH-TH-THAT’S ALL, FOLKS!
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Chapter Notes: Here's chapter two! I really wish I owned Harry Potter, but JK Rowling does. So I decided to settle for the Broadway musical of Phantom of the Opera, but Andrew Lloyd Webber owns that. My version of Down Once More/Track Down This Murderer is a bit hard to follow, but then the same goes for the regular lyrics. Anyway, I have a proposition:
If anyone can record themself singing any of these songs (I've done it, but it was over a year ago and before I started voice lessons; my computer mic is now broken because my lovely brother managed to destroy it) and post them on a site such as youtube and then send me the link, I would be ONE HAPPY CAMPER. Thank you!
Anyway... heads up, expect a High School Musical soundtrack spoof soon! (Had to be done.)
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