I don't want a lot for Christmas.
I just want to be the wizard king.
I don't need much in my stockings,
I just want to rule those mudblood fiends.
And I want the light to leave your eyes,
And now to you, I do surmise.
Make my wish come true:
All I want for Christmas...
Is you...
For the last six years I've wished for
The only one who evaded me.
But your dead body never
Lies beneath my Christmas tree.
Surely, I know that I have tried
Now that I have the Ministry.
But you snuck in and took out Umbridge,
Oh my, what stupidity!
I want to kill you on my own,
More than you could ever know.
Make my wish come true:
All I want for Christmas is you...
I won't ask for much this Christmas
As long as I can watch you die.
I will do whatever it takes,
I've even now learned how to fly.
It really won't take much, I promise
Just bring him to me Saint Nick
Oh, just one Avada Kedavra
When I give my wand a flick.
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Without the Order to help you fight.
What more can I do?
Potter, all I want for Christmas is you!
My dark mark is pulsing,
I can feel him in my mind!
He's at Bathilda Bagshot's;
Nagini slithers right behind!
His neck, my snake is wringing.
But who is that girl screaming?
Oh no, it can't be Granger! My whole plan's in danger!
Oh, please hold him for me!!!
I only wanted this for Christmas,
But I hear the word "confrigo!"
I watch my snake blow up,
And Harry's walking out the door.
I almost had him for my own!
So close to death, he'll never know.
Why can't my wish come true?!
Potter, all I want for Christmas is you!
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Potter) by star_sailor
Chapter Notes: A parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. Sung from the perspective of Lord Voldemort on Christmas Eve. All rights for the original song go to Mariah Carey.