01/26/06
http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=**~Murgatroid
Hello peoples of the Mugglenet FanFiction World!!!!!! Im Kalinda, a.k.a. murgatroid, and im a 17 year old female Australian Harry Potter fan.
I just got bored of putting facts about me in sentence form so now im gonna do it a different way:
Name: Kalinda, which means ‘place with a view’ in Australian Aboriginal or ‘The sun’ in Sanskrit.
Penname/Nickname: Murgatroid. DON’T ASK ABOUT HOW I GOT IT. It is a LONG story. It happened several years ago. BUT DON’T ASK HOW!
Nationality: AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR AUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it with me: OZZ – IE not all this ah-sie bulls**t. Sometimes when SOME Americans say ‘aussie’ it sounds like ‘arsey’. AUSSIES ARE NOT ARSE-YS. NEITHER DO WE COME FROM ARSE-STRALIA. Thank you... My friends say i’m patriotic. They also say I'm a bit crazy. Sometimes I think they might be a little bit right.
*ahems*... AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!! OI OI OI!!!!
Fav fanfics: u really wanna know? Ok, just scroll down to the bottom of this page, yep, right down the bottom, and see the blue writing? Theres some blue writing that says “favourite stories”, yep, right there, well, click on it and you’ll see my favourite stories. Ok? Coolies. My MOST favoritest ones are Life Happens by ColourOfAngels, Malicious Intentions by Lurid (YAY Aussie fan fiction writers!!!) and The Second War Begins by OhISee BUT you should still click on the blue writing to see other cool stories :)
Stories by ME: I just got my first story validated!!! It is called Rendezvous and it is a one-shot romance about Hedwig and Pigwidgeon ^_^ I wrote it for a Valentine's Day Writing Challenge on another fansite and it is very special to me. I'm a Pigwig shipper from way back =D Please read and review!!!
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A Cinderella Story - In the Universe of Harry Potter by Powerful_Quill
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: What if, in the 1300s, Hogwarts was a kingdom? Follow the story of the young Prince of Hogwarts, a fair maiden, and one, not-so-orthodox fairy godmother. (AU)
Date: 05/20/06 Title: Chapter 10: Happily Ever After
aww!! i was grinning the whole way :D
Wonderful use of fluff and happiness:D:D
Date: 05/20/06 Title: Chapter 10: Happily Ever After
aww!! i was grinning the whole way :D
Wonderful use of fluff and happiness:D:D
No Inhibitions by GringottsVault711
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ron accidentally takes a potion to free him from his every inhibition - with 'interesting' results. Will this finally be the push that makes him reveal to Hermione his true feelings? Not so much fluffy as funny.
Date: 03/09/06 Title: Chapter 1: No Inhibitions
HAHAHA!!!! this is so funny!! *yells at brother to go away* my little brother is in the room and he kept on poking me coz i was laughing to hard *pokes brother back* *brother says she is a comlete idiot* *laughs superiorly as th brother has not read story and is there fore an idiot* *laughs maniacly as brother edges out of room slightly scared* hehehe... byeeee!!! ", 10/10!!!!!!
Christmas Poison by bandgeek06
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ron and Hermione's daughter Juliana recieves her first kiss in a most unexpected way by the most unexpected person. Cute, fluffly one-shot in honor of Christmas. Part of the Family Fun Series!
Date: 03/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas Poison
aww thats sweet :) reminds me alittle of Ron & Hermoine... V. good
The Second War Begins by OhISee
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Post-OOTP Harry and his friends have much more to worry about than classes and homework. They face the constant threat of Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort as the Second War takes hold. As teenagers, their roles in the war are expected to be minimal. However, Harry soon finds he and his friends must play a larger role than they ever imagined. The story will also involve the beginnings of H/G and R/Hr. Chapter 28 submitted! :)
Date: 08/11/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - A Closed Door and an Opened Window
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are some stories that are so totally worth waiting months for, and this definitely one of those ones :D:D
Long Live Fluff!!!!!!!!!Date: 06/03/06 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Resolution
*squees and jumps up and down pointing at Lurid's review* MY WORD!! MY WORD!!! yay!! my word is becoming part of the everyday language of fan fiction!! or, at least, i like to think it is...
Message to everyone: Use the word updatification ALL THE TIME coz isnt it fantastic? lol
aNyway, update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! updateupdateupdate!!!v.soon please. Have you dissapeared?
Author's Response: I feel as though I have disappeared from the world of fanfic. I haven\'t even been reading as much as usual, and really, I am rather obsessed. Work has been incredibly busy this year, busier than usual, and it\'s the time of year that always has things piling up. BUT, the good news is that I\'ve only got one more week of classes, then a week of exams, then cleanup and then SUMMER HOLIDAYS!!!!! Then, I promise, updatification shall be yours.
Date: 07/25/06 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - A Closed Door and an Opened Window
*strangled sob* but the email said it was validated!!! agh!!!
Author's Response: It should be up now!!!!
Date: 03/07/06 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - Hermione's Surprise
fluffy fluffy fluff fluff. i LOVE fluff!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAY!!!!!
Author's Response: :D :D :D Thanks! :D :D :D
Date: 03/07/06 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - Below the Belt
YAY!!!! i officially have a new favourite story!!! i have been reading this story for the past three days and, omg, you are a really good writer. everybody is in character and there are some freaky similarities to H-BP considering you started before it came out. this chapter is really good, will u be updating any time soon????
Author's Response: Yay! Thanks! I hope to have the next chapter up in the next week or so.
Date: 04/04/06 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Resolution
yay!!! updatification!!! *waves at Lurid, we seem too be doing that a fair bit lately* that was absolutely awesome!!! sooooo worth the wait :D i loved Harry and Ginny flirting, i hope we'll be seing more of that soon ;)
Author's Response: oooooh! I like that word... updatification... excellent. Want more H/G flirting... well, I do aim to please...
Date: 04/04/06 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Resolution
ooooh! i just remembered about Shackelbolt!!!! so how did he fool the Death Eaters???? didnt they capture him or something? Well, i glad we know he is alive now, i was in shock the chapter he and Tonks went missing. Update!!! oh, yeah, and 10/10 for the longest chapter i have ever read :D
Author's Response: *grins* thank you! I\'ll be giving more details about Shacklebolt in future chapters. Thank you for the marks on longest chapter! heehee... it was the least I could do after a five month wait...
Date: 02/27/06 Title: None
hi. this story is FUNNY.
ummm... my name is Kalinda which means 'Place with a view' in aussie aboriginal or "the sun" in sanskrit.could u try to translate please? i dont care what meaning, coz i use both wen ppl ask me wat my name means. ta :)btw, i love ur story, and im still weeping for fufu :'(
Author's Response: Haha, thanks for reviewing!! Okay, I looked up Sun and I got a few things from it. 1:: Anar 2:: Naira 3:: Calavénë 4:: Calaventë. I don't know why there are so many different words for the same word (haha), but there it is. I'm glad you liked my story, and I'm sorry about Fufu :'-(
Date: 02/14/06 Title: None
yay for Finding Nemo references!!!
Author's Response: LOL!
Date: 02/28/06 Title: None
also, was there a reason that the lawer BIT your sister?
Author's Response: Lol! Gotta love Monty Python, man!!!
Date: 03/02/06 Title: None
YAYAY!!! thank you for my new name, you may now call me Naira :)
~MuRgIe a.k.a nAiRa a.k.a KaLiNdA~
Author's Response: You're welcome, Naira. :-) I hope you're enjoying your new name. Haha.
Date: 02/28/06 Title: None
there werent any llamas involved, were there?
Author's Response: *Tries to smile* No . . . *Breaks small grin*
Finally Home by Weasley Mom
Rated: •Summary: This story starts during the summer between Harry's fifth and sixth year. It follows his journey from the skinny, guilt-ridden Boy Who Lived to the Man Who Would Defeat Voldemort. Some H/G and R/Hr romance. Chapter 50 is up!!!! STORY COMPLETE!!! Written pre-HBP. This story no longer follows cannon.
Date: 03/31/06 Title: Chapter 50: Arising from the Ashes
Nitwit!! Blubber!! Oddment!! Tweak!!
Wow, it took me two days and 3 hours, but WOW im glad i stuck with it :D The above words made it all 100xs better, they are my fav cannon quote. 10/10 (for the whole thing)Daddy by blondebouncingferret
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...
Date: 11/16/06 Title: Chapter 6: Swing Low
omg this chapter makes me cry
Date: 06/04/06 Title: Chapter 2: As the Months Pass
J. Murray? Did you know that that is J.K. Rowlings real name now? coz her husband's last name is Murray. Was that on purpose or is it all a big coincidence?