02/12/06
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Hello. You seem to have stumbled upon my author's page. If it is because you like what I write, I thank you and here is my therapist's phone number, because if you think I'm talented you are in serious need of some psycological help.
So, yeah. Basically, I’m Jordan, just a small-town girl that is trying to make the most of her life and writes to keep herself sane. My favorite character in the whole series is Luna Lovegood.
I'm a pretty nice person, and the only reason I won't like you is if you're mean to someone who doesn't deserve your disrespect. However, I'm also a very boring person. But, if you want to learn more, visit my LiveJournal or add me on IM.
Cheers,
Jordan
(mugglegurl)
My Stories:
The Thoughts of Tabitha: Chap. 15 is with the beta. (Many thanks to Julie/myownmuggle for featuring this story the week of 5/28!)
Memories of Time: Finished.
The Stupid Toad Woman: Finished
Breathing: Finished
All the Time in the World: Finished
The Witch's Hammer: Coming soon!
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That's Life by Romilda Vane
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: a few weeks after the ending to book six, And Harry is at the Dursley's, again, though this time he has the company of Ron and Hermione. But what happens when Muggles and wizards are kept in close proximity?
Date: 02/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Dursleyish Disaster
.... This is Walgreen's.... srry, couldn't help myself... good start, i'd just be a lil' more descriptive
Author's Response: thanks for the reveiw, i'll try 'n be a bit more discriptive.
Harry Potter and Hope for the End by Julybug
Rated: Professors •Summary: Starts where HBP leaves off.
Will Harry and his friends get to live happily ever after? Or will the Prophecy and You-Know-Who be too much to overcome?
This one has it all, folks! Love and lust! Money and power! Hob Nobs and Fairy Liquid! The Beatles and U2! C'mon! You know you want to read it...
Oh, yeah - it's got H/G and Hr/R romantic stuff, plus, you know, that war they're having.
BIG THANKS to my beta, Tabletop Joe (now, go read his brilliant fic!).
Next chapter is IN THE QUEUE. Thank you for the reviews, emails, and continued support of this story!
Date: 07/11/06 Title: Chapter 12: What Money Can Buy
I loved it... I loved what all Ginny said about having money isn't important, and I love how Harry dealt with his will... I loved it all, actually.
Author's Response: Ginny certainly doesn\'t have Ron\'s hang-ups about money, but considering everything else that\'s going on, being broke is the least of Ron\'s worries. I\'m glad you enjoyed the chapter!
Date: 03/10/06 Title: Chapter 6: Finish What You Start
beautiful!! it was an amazing chapter, really it was
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked reading it.
Date: 08/27/06 Title: Chapter 13: Ode to Hob Nobs
Great chapter! A bit depressing, what with Harry telling them of his childhood, but it was another wonderful chapter! Can't wait until you update. Oh! And you have a few grammatical mistakes. When someone is speaking, it should end in a comma, not a period.
Example: "I hate you," said Ginny is correct.
"I hate you." Said Ginny is incorrect.
But other than that, I think you captured the emotions of the characters really well!
Author's Response: Thanks - I did go back and change those. They were typos that didn\'t get caught but once I increased my font size I could tell where they were wrong. Harry\'s childhood...depressing, yes, but it\'s why he should be happy in the end, yes? Thanks for your review!
Date: 09/17/06 Title: Chapter 14: Every Time You Say Goodbye...
*giggles* This was a great chapter! You have all of the character's thoughts and feelings so real, I feel like this is exactly how JKR would write them. And the dialogue is excellent!
Author's Response: Thank you. I worked pretty hard on it. The dialog is my favorite bit to write, but there\'s so much going on, you gotta capture it all. :)
The Secret Diary of Pugnatious Weasley by Sarakiel
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "Good Morrow dear reader. If you are reading this, you have found the diary of Pugnatious Aramor Weasley. As to how you found this diary I have no idea as I’ve decided to toss the ruddy thing as soon as I become famous for fear that this incriminates me in any fashion. Unless I haven’t become famous in which cause that ruddy well blows doesn’t it?"
Initially written for the The One-Shot Monologue Challenge.
Don't have time to continue this story currently. So consider it a one-shot. If someone else wants to use the character, please feel free :)
Lemon Drops by Hero London
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Lemon Drops is a short story about a young muggle woman working at Biddle's Sweetshop in Little Whinging. Late one night, on the very day that Harry Potter became "the boy who lived," she recieves a strange customer... Reviews are welcomed and valued!!
Date: 07/27/06 Title: Chapter 1: n/a
That was wonderful, m'dear! Quite original, really. It was a lovely tale and you told it with such grace. The ending part, especially, stood out from the rest. Great job!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I never knew I wrote with grace...quite a complement in my mind. Thank you again and again!
What's Left of Me by annie
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: After a year in Azkaban, the day of Draco Malfoy's execution has finally arrived. As he makes the long journey from his prison cell to the execution room, he reflects upon what was and what could have been.
Date: 02/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: What's Left of Me
oooooo im the first reviewer, yay me!! that was really good, i like the plot in it, and it shows that draco isnt the mean hearted person he pretends to be... i give it a big, gigantic, huge, humungous, over large, fat, etc.... 10!!
A Tale Worth Telling by Griffy Girl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: We all know the L/J romance from the point of view of Lily, James, and freinds, but what exactly did everyone's favorite headmaster have to say about it all?
Date: 02/13/06 Title: Chapter 1: Reminiscing
i totally agree!! i cant believe u only have 1 reviewer, its sooooo good!! first is the worst, second is the best.....
Author's Response: thanks! zero is the hero and third is the nerd! heehee
Journey On Water by SK witch
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: After the downfall of Voldemort, Hermione decides to take a break and return to the Muggle world. Deciding to go on a Muggle cruise, Hermione realizes that it was the biggest mistake of her life. Now, she's stuck on a boat with her worst enemy. Fights and bickering continue to take place between them and maybe a little something else too...
Hermione makes new friends and meets up with an old friend, Jessie: an arrogant girl who treats Hermione like dirt and desperately tries to seek Draco's attention. (Slightly AU)
Thanks to some of my awesome readers, this story has been translated into Chinese and Vietnamese. For information on how you can see the translated version, please check my profile!
Status: Working on chapter 26. In the meantime, you can have a look at my new one-shot, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang!
Please note that the date of my last update is incorrect. Apparently there are some glitches in the system regarding to this. Chapter 25 was updated on the 7/09/09!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award in the Non-Canon Romance category
Please leave a review before you leave! It means a lot! You can check out the banner of this story on my author's page!
Date: 07/08/06 Title: Chapter 11: Cocktail Bar
Ha! I always liked reading about drunk Hermione. It's funny to think about...
And just because I'm nitpicky:
"Hermione smiled and threw her hands around Jessie, pulling her into a tight hug."
When you say Jessie, I thnk you mean Violet. Other than that, it was great!
Author's Response: Woah! really!? I better change that! Imagine that...hermione hugging jessie...just wrong! lol
Date: 08/10/06 Title: Chapter 13: Draco and Jessie
It's the perfume! Oh, that evil creature. Great chapter and make sure you update soon!
Author's Response: won\'t say nothing about that! lol thanks..!
Date: 07/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Cruise
It's a wonderful plot idea and is written really well!
Author's Response: thank you!
Date: 07/27/06 Title: Chapter 12: Confessions and Realizations
Ooohh!!! I bet it's Ginny!! Maybe Harry or Ron came along as well? Update soon!
Author's Response: hehe well i guess all you can do is guess...but you WILL find out soon!
Date: 09/18/06 Title: Chapter 15: Amorodor
I knew is was the perfume... Great chapter, and I loved Draco's reaction to the birds!
Author's Response: Thanks!!! lol I\'m glad you liked that part; it was fun writing that!
Why Do I Love You? by thepatronus_n_thecharm
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: We know James fell for Lily, but why? Lily doesn't want to know either. But she has to know. Join the Marauders and Lily's friends in a series of events that begins the ups and downs of loathing, loving, and life.
--Please leave your favorite quote when you review--
Hey, should I keep this story going? I'm thinking of doing a series of one shots. Review and vote yes or no to keep this story alive. Thanks!
Date: 04/09/06 Title: Chapter 2: Reflection
Of course I reviewed your story! Whenever I review a story, I ask the author to review mine (like what you did) So it would be hypocritical of me not too. Anyways, I liked the second chapter more than the first (no offense) and I am really looking forward to where you go with your story.
Author's Response: I agree with you, the second chapter is way better than the first. Don't worry, it's not offense. Probably cuz my lil sis (she's 11) wrote parts of it. But that's okay. This story will get way better, trust me. Thanks. ~The Pit
Date: 04/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Prongs' Prank
Hey! I'm the author of that story you reviewed, The Thoughts of Tabitha. You have a very good story here, and I'd like to see more from you!
Author's Response: Yay! I had hoped that you would review. Ooh! I've got an idea. We could review eachother's stories, and let eachother know when our chapters have been posted. That would be fun. Thanks for the review. ~The Pit
The Woes of Helga Hufflepuff by Cinderella Angelina
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: When Salazar and Godric had their Great Schism, it hurt Helga more than she liked to admit, but she had to release her sorrows somehow. Luckily, there was a magical artifact to confide in. An Extra-Credit entry to the 2006 Valentines Romance Challenge.
Date: 11/27/06 Title: Chapter 1: n/a
What a great fic! I have to admit, when I first read it, I had to scroll down to the bottom to get what was going on *blushes* But what I really liked about this fic was how it was to the point. You didn't waste time with describing the surroundings, and for this fic it worked.
Also-- great choice for using the Hat!! The Hat is part of each of the founders, so it was kind of like Helga was talking to Godric, Salazar, Rowena, and herself at the same time. Also, I think Helga was the wisest choice for who to talk to the hat. Godric is brave, Salazar is sly, and Rowena is wise, so why would they need to talk to the Hat? Helga's ability to do such really says a lot about her personality. Sometimes it's hard to let your emotions out and talk to other people, so I guess I can sense why Helga would want to talk to an inanimate object.
I wished you would've added a bit more detail in some parts; the argument against Godric and Salazar, for example.
It was because of me. Not that they fought over me, of course not, but I have standards I cannot let down, even if they’re challenged by the one I love.
So what caused the fight, exactly? What was the turning point? I know this fic isn't especially about the fight between the two founders, and more about Helga's feelings about Salazar, but I think that elaborating on the fight a wee bit more would help us understand what Helga is going through.
The romance between Helga and Salazar was interesting-- in a good way! It wasn't something you see often, and it really sparked questions in my mind, like why do future Slytherins seem to think so little Hufflepuffs? (If this fic was canon, that is).
Then there was the Hat's personality. As said above, it's a bit of all the founders, is it not? The Hat really seemed to be a good mixture of Godric, Salazar, Rowena, and even Helga herself. Its cockiness sort of fits in with JKR's Hat... I can very easily imagine it saying all of that.
Favorite line:
“I don’t know, I am feeling rather foolish now. He’ll never come back, and it’s my fault. We were in love, you know.”
Yes, I had gathered that.
I don't know why I enjoyed that part so much. Helga had been repeating herself a bit much, hadn't she? It was very Hat-like.
And, for an SBBC review, I'm sorry this was so short. But I think I summed up my views pretty well. Overall rating: 9.5/10
Author's Response: for an SBBC review this is pretty long, actually, jordan. I really appreciate your taking the time to comment and all. Have a lovely day! *D*
Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived by Khrys
Rated: Professors •Summary: With the help of an ancient spell, his friends, and love, Harry embarks on his mission to destroy Voldemort. What will happen on the way? With Ginny, Ron, and Hermione by his side, will Harry find the solution? And where do Neville and Luna fit in all this?
And, as of August 25, 2006, I'm done. I sure hope you liked it!
Date: 05/07/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter One: Charmed and Bonded
Holy crap! That was awesome!! Where did you come up with the idea for this spell? Because it sounds as if JKR herself wrote it! Great job!!
Author's Response: Thanks! I love that spell. I know that I didn\'t do the vision in my head justice. I hope you continue to read, there are more spells and such in the later chapters.
Heat by Islander
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: In this fic you will watch Crookshanks as he tries to find his soul mate. When he thinks he's finally found a fantastic feline, will he be able to convince her that they belong together? Crookshanks/. . . wouldn't you like to know! Read and find out!
Date: 03/16/06 Title: Chapter 1: Heat
I loved it!! It was so funny! And no, I've never seen a Crookshanks/ Prof. McGonagall story before.... Come to think of it, I've never even seen a Crookshanks story! ~*~*~ Please read and review my story. It's called "The Thoughts of Tabitha." It's a romance fic and can be found in the other pairings section.
Author's Response: Thank you for the review! I'm so proud of writing the first McGonagall/Crookshanks pairing! Read my other fics if you liked this one! I have Hedwig/Pigwidgeon, Irma/Argus, and a story about Buckbeak.
Bedtime by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years • Summary: The Malfoys are entertaining, and it is time for little Draco to go to bed. He, of course, can think of better things to do than sleep.
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Story
I'm speechless. Really. It's been a long time since I read a really good story, one that I have absolutely no critique for. I can see why this story, of all you others (I've seen you're list, dear, and you do have an awful lot to choose from when selecting one to feature) has been featured. The narration, the dialogue . . . it all adds up to one amazing story. Three cheers for you!