12/17/04
Hi! I am Firebolt_91, the fastest broomstick! ;-)
I can't give my real name because it should be kept private, for safety reasons.
Pleae read and review my story: Harry and Hermione's Love Against Snape
Please don't run away from my story without reviewing!!!!! ;-( Pleeeeese?????
Ships I like:
Harry/Hermione - they should be together because they were always partners! There's an essay about
them being together in the Harry Potter Lexicon.
Colin/Ginny - yes! They should be together.
Ron/Luna - they look good together.
James/Lily - YES! THEY MUST BE TOGETHER, OTHERWISE HARRY WOULDN'T BE BORN!
Draco/Pansy - they went to the Yule Ball together!
Draco/Ginny - sure
SHIPS I HATE!!!!
THESE SHIPS I HATE SO MUCH BECAUSE THEY BUG ME SO MUCH!!!!!
Ron/Hermione - THEY SHOULD NEVER BE TOGETHER! I DON'T SEE THE LOVE IN THEM!!!!!!!!!
GOSH!!!!
Harry/Ginny - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NEVER!
Ginny doesn't look right with Harry! TRULY!
Draco/Hermione - Won't work!
Snape/Hermione - WEIRD!
Same Sex Pairings - Two words: VERY WEIRD!
Favorite Characters
Harry, Hermione, Luna, Dumbledore, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Fred, George, etc.
CHARACTERS I HATE!!!
Draco, Snape, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Bellatrix (big fat meanie!), Umbridge, Percy, Lucius, Fudge (why is he acting like a Death Eater?), Peter Pettigrew, all the Death Eaters, You-know-who, etc.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my useless blob! The color is: Negative! I'll call it: Ograbme! Just like me, Ograbme likes H/Hr relationships and despises R/Hr and H/G relationships.
YEE! I'M IN GRYFFINDOR!
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I'm a unicorn. Wow.
You're like a Unicorn!
?? Which Mythical Creature Are You ??
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Yeah! I'm Sirius Black! Coolie!
You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance.
Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.Sirius Black
65%Hermione Granger
60%Albus Dumbledore
60%Ginny Weasley
55%Remus Lupin
45%Draco Malfoy
40%Severus Snape
40%Harry Potter
35%Ron Weasley
25%Lord Voldemort
15%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm Morpheus! Cool, isn't it!
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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you would control the water
What element would you control
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Melon: You're Melon, the green Yoshi and the
friendliest Yoshi of all. He is also the leader
of the group. He loves to play games and make
new friends, and he doesn't like bullies, like
Boshi and Baby Bowser. His favorite fruit is
the watermelon. Melon is courageous and a
friend to everyone, the main reasons he's the
leader of the Yoshis.
A "Yoshi" Quiz: What color Yoshi are you?Which Yoshi character are you?
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Well, that's all. Thanks for reading this!
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Date: 02/26/05 Title: None
The funniest chapter ever! Snape dancing and singing makes me laugh! 10!
Through the Fire by Croyez
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: It all starts out with a meeting. Little do Harry and Hermione know what problems and dilemmas will surface along with their secret relationship. Hearts are shattered, prophecies are spoken, disappearances occur, dark plans are schemed, and discoveries beyond their understanding are made. Can their relationship withstand the perils it is subject to? Will their fate and worries stand in the way of true love? They can only hope not…
He didn’t notice it when his hand began loosening its grip on the edge. He didn’t notice it until he began to fall to the ground, but as soon as he did, he pointed his wand at Voldemort. He felt seventeen years of suffering, seventeen years of mystery and trials…he felt hatred like he had never experienced before, pouring out of him. He felt every single thing that had happened to him on Voldemort’s account, rising to the surface, almost drowning him in a mix of emotions.
And then, he yelled, with all his might, “Avada Kedavra!”
He wished for it all to end…for it to be over…
The Last Chapter (Twenty) is up on [July/12] Thank you so much, Stephanie!
H/Hr, and Book 1-5!Hermione! will only sink when there are none loyal to them. So there.
Date: 03/02/05 Title: Chapter 2: Worries, threats, and promises
That's a good chapter!!! 10 10 10!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: 03/02/05 Title: Chapter 6: Bliss...
Aww...that's a very,very good chapter! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10!!!
Author's Response: Thanks again! Wow, that's a lot of tens...* stares in awe *
Date: 02/26/05 Title: None
How come no one reviewed this chapter? I think it is very, very great! 10!!!!!!
Date: 03/07/05 Title: None
Oh, that was so funny and twisted! Very good, QueenJKP! TEN!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I'm glad you like it! Keep checking for updates, I am working hard an chapter 13.
Date: 02/26/05 Title: None
I HATE PERCY TOO!!!! He seems...evil. I hope he'll end up in the Game Cube, and Bowser and the imposter will beat him up! (I don't have a Game Cube, or that Mario game). Ten, by the way!
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
Date: 01/27/05 Title: Chapter 4: Parvati's Revenge...Again
So funny! Very, very funny! The lists of why Parvati is Evil make me laugh a lot!
Author's Response: Thanks! Glad to know that when (some) people read my lists they think "This is funny!" instead of "What is wrong with this author?!"
Date: 02/09/05 Title: Chapter 5: Hermione's revenge
THAT'S SO FUNNY, ALRIGHT! What made me laugh a lot in the list of Yet more reasons why Parvati is evil was number 6: She cause global warming!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1111
Author's Response: I forgot I put that in there until I submitted this on harrypotterfanfiction.com...I felt stupid, laughing at my own thing, but oh well...Thanks!
Date: 03/02/05 Title: None
COOL!!!! THIS CHAPTER IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! Especially when you made George take so many points away from Slytherin! 10!
Author's Response: Thank you! Slytherin deserve to loose points since Snape takes so many! Thanx for the review and read chapter 4 when it is FINALLY updated!
Date: 12/18/04 Title: None
It's very funny that it makes me laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Date: 03/02/05 Title: None
I'm reviewing my own story because I only got 4 reviews...sigh...
Author's Response: Yeah...I will review your story...
Ograbme: Me too!
Me: Go ahead.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! by hal_01
Rated: 6th-7th Years •Summary: Holy cream-filled cadaver! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans! is what God meant to create when he slipped, took a nosedive and accidentally created what we call earth. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Az-No-Fans is the perfect world in which we were all meant to live. It is perfection. READ IT OR FOREVER REMAIN IMPERFECT.
Date: 02/07/05 Title: Chapter 6: Part 6
That was so sad...why these people in their combine funeral?
Author's Response: Well. There was a combined funeral for all the massacre'D students from that class with Professor Vector, and I wasn't going to have 6 individual funerals, and it's like: THEY WERE ALL MASSACRE'D! Let's give them a combined funeral. I dunno. The reason was it was easier for me. And yes, it was all really sad...I shed a tear while I was writing it. Haha, thanks for review! My responses are getting longer, more pointless and confusing every time...
Date: 02/15/05 Title: Chapter 10: Part 1- Otherwise known as part 10. Wait, I can do better than that. The depravity continues. That is what it does.
That was depressing. WHY DID ERROL DIE??? WHY IS MRS. WEASLEY EVIL???
Author's Response: depressing? You clearly have missed the point of this story. The reason Mrs. Weasley is evil is all explained at the end. Errol dies because i felt like it. how is hermione writhing around on the breakfast table with an owl not funny? Is there something wrong with me?
Date: 02/07/05 Title: None
This story made me laugh a lot!!!!!! But why did you make Hermione as if she was on Snape's side?
Date: 02/26/05 Title: None
That was...short! But still good. Will you make Harry and Ron write more notes in classes? I wonder what they did in the girls' bathroom. 10 for this one!
Date: 03/17/05 Title: None
You're going to talk to a mod? Wow, five days! How long can they get? I wish the mods were much quicker.
Date: 02/24/05 Title: None
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're such a cool author! I like this party, even if you made me crash and fall into the barbeque! ;-D Thanks about that entrance of mine!
Btw, animagirlphoenix, TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN! TEN!
Author's Response: tehe I got the idea when dave#### gave me the title of Owch That had to Hurt! So i figured that there shoukd be something int eh story that will relate to the title. THANKX!!! UR A COOL REVIEWER!!! THANX FOR ALL THE TENS!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY IT'S BEEN ACCEPTED!!!!!
Date: 02/11/05 Title: None
YAY! I'M INVITED!!!!! I'll bring 50 chocolate frogs and 50 peppermint toads!
Author's Response: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! CHOCLATE FROGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEPPERMINT TOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! C YA AT DA PARTY!!!
Date: 03/19/05 Title: None
I'll do the "review many times thing!" Up to 700!
Author's Response: wow....thats...a...lot!
Date: 03/19/05 Title: None
I mean 650! Can't review too much!
Author's Response: really? u'd do that for me? *sniff*