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I am Nyk as you can see. I am 19 years old. I am a total book worm and nearly a nerd[just one letter away]. I dream of things that will never come true and want to become three very different things when I 'grow up'. I am so determined to do these things that I have decided to do all three. I ship canon but want to see a really good Luna/Dean. I love the harry Poter books in this order: PoA,OotP,SS,DH,GoF,HBP,CoS. I live in California but I am an Oregon girl by heart. I like to smile and make really long paragraphs that mean nothing.
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The Harry Potter Literary Storm has caused quite the sensation around the world, JK Rowling’s magnificent series of books touching the hearts of people of all ages. But what if Harry Potter was never written by JK Rowling in the first place? What if another genius was behind it?
Many thanks to the fantastic people who nominated this story for the Quicksilver Quills: Best Humour Fiction award. I'm truly flattered.
Chapter Seven, Part Five is now up - yes, that is the final chapter!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 37366 |
Hits: 37183 |
Published: 09/10/06 |
Updated: 01/05/07
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/29/06
Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Five, Part One: A Troublesome Flashback
Lucius Malfoy already is Superman. After this line i had interesting visions of Lucius in the Minisrty phone booth! His runing out the wind blowing his hair back, overly exagerated muscled chest. the works! LOL! Poor Ron... he is such an under estimated character. But I love him just the same
Author's Response:
Yeah - that could make an interesting crack!fic.
And ah, yes, dear Ron. We can just sit here and hope he might get his moment *Shamelessly tries to contain herself and remain endlessly mysterious and use words that end with \'s\'*
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/29/06
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Little Baby Potter and the Hut Out at Sea
I think I love Happy's verson of Harry Potter!
Author's Response: Ooh - thank you! How encouraging.
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/29/06
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two: A Hoggy, Wartsy Happening
OMG. Ok so I put off reading this because... well I wasn't sure what it would hold. And now I am hooked! I LOVE IT!!!
Author's Response: ^^ I totally get it - you know, an idea that fizzles down. I promise there\'s good to come though - thank you so much!
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/29/06
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three: The Furry Teacher
I havent heard the thing about Harry and Hermione having the same nose anywhere but here. Is that really on the net somewhere? Crazy people! I love it! Oh dear what is next... off to see!
Author's Response: Oh - no, that\'s basically the communication of the sibling theory that says that Harry and Hermione are brother and sister - it\'s actually quite popular. Again, thanks!
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/29/06
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four, Part One: The Next Book About the Guy With the Thing
Dumbo... and Fred and/or George. I love it1 I am officially hooked!
Author's Response: Yay! I don\'t know what else to say - cheers and thanks and other such gratitudes!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Ron Weasley is on a mission. Involving a ring, candlelit dinner and one Hermione Jane Granger. But what happens when his foolproof plan goes completely wrong?
Categories: Ron/Hermione
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2940 |
Hits: 2393 |
Published: 09/10/06 |
Updated: 09/17/06
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/18/06
Title: Chapter 1: Awkwardly Ever After
I love how he blurts it out after all of that planning... its just so Ron... lol loved it !!!
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/18/06
Title: Chapter 1: Awkwardly Ever After
I love how he blurts it out after all of that planning... its just so Ron... lol loved it !!!
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Harry swore to go after Voldemort by himself. Ron and Hermione have promised to help him, even if it means not going back to Hogwarts. But can three underqualified wizards stop the Dark Lord alone? My version of Book 7...
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Sexual Situations,
Substance Abuse,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 39 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 246774 |
Hits: 12357 |
Published: 09/11/06 |
Updated: 02/03/07
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/24/06
Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: A Visit From An Auror
I love your story!!! i can get over it!!! oh and the whole "we're doing the charms part" had me cracking up... just so you know!
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/24/06
Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: In The Attic
well Malfoy sure was a shocker!!! Im glad Ron finally said "i love you"... and then some!!! WOW are you a fast updater... i think that is all i have to say... oh wait... I LOVE THIS STORY!!!
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/20/06
Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: August Rain
WHO IS LIVING IN THE HOUSE.... its Sirius' little brother, no? He didnt really die that night thats why the locket was at the house...and why stuff was distapearring
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/24/06
Title: Chapter 1: Going Home
LOL i just found you on HPFF... YAY lol i get to read ahead!
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: There is a strange, emerald-eyed man who lives on the corner of Adian Avenue, forever alone and anonymous. That is, however, until a young boy on the cusp of entering the magical world visits him and reveals, for a time, the true secret of the hermit of Adian Avenue. [one-shot]
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1930 |
Hits: 2155 |
Published: 09/13/06 |
Updated: 09/20/06
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/23/06
Title: Chapter 1: The Man from Adian Avenue
WOW~! i like it!!!
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: What if, all the world's a stage, and the characters of HP fan fiction are actors? This is the story of what happened between 'gigs', when characters meet in the Great Hall to share their complaints about how they're portrayed. Dumbledore has been rooted out of retirement after 'dying', James has doubts about Harry's paternity, Remus rants, and Voldemort does a Gilderoy.
In short, mayhem ensues.
These are not Jo's sterling characters. This group of players has been forced to enact some of the most atrocious parts in fan fiction-dom, and they're all primed and ready for the casting grouch.
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4153 |
Hits: 3039 |
Published: 09/14/06 |
Updated: 09/21/06
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/23/06
Title: Chapter 1: One Shot
I LOVE IT!!! you have captures all of the Fan Fic things that anger me... except maybe Draco and Harry, Draco and Ginny and... well all of the OOC things that happen!!1 Looking forward to the sequel
Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Will post sequel soon.
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: This is an HBP missing moment, so beware of spoilers, folks. This one directly follows the events at the end of Chapter 24, and contains no angst, no tears, and no violence. Well, unless you count the threat of a Bat-Bogey hex. ;) Enjoy!
Categories: Harry/Ginny
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 2309 |
Hits: 3620 |
Published: 09/20/06 |
Updated: 09/24/06
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/24/06
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I love it!!!
Author's Response: :) Thank you!
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Rated: •
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Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 |
Completed: No |
Words: 0 |
Hits: 0 |
Published: 01/01/70 |
Updated: 01/01/70
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/28/06
Title: None
OH dearie!!! Whos is it ??? And when did she get pregnant??? And when are you goiing to update??? All grand questions that need answers
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 12002 |
Hits: 86271 |
Published: 09/23/06 |
Updated: 12/04/06
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Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/27/06
Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
BlondD is Luna... i am banking on it.!!!
Author's Response: You shall seeee....
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/02/06
Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
OMG!!! I hate the Head-On lady as well. The commersial is so annoying it gives me headaches!
Author's Response: Haha! My friend auditioned for improv team playing the Head-on lady (he\'s a boy, by the way), and it was really funny, and that was where I got the idea for the Head-On thing in the story.
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 10/31/06
Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
OMG! I am sitting in Civics laughing here! LOL I love it. I only wish that I had seen the questions thing.... sadness. Please alert me if you have more! LOL Great ...blog BTW!
Author's Response: Haha, Civics... last year in Civics, I managed to do an entire roleplay online when I was presumably doing a powerpoint on the Constitution.
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/30/06
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
OH!!! i am going to have to try that... What kind of strawberry pop tarts??? The frosting covered kind of not???
Author's Response: I used the no-frosting kind... but if I were you, I would NOT try it! I mean, Voldemort thinks it\'s an effective assassination technique, but he can be a bit irrational.
Reviewer: secret_lover Signed
Date: 09/29/06
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
OMG!!! I Love It!!! Does the Flaming (Strawberry) Pastrey of Doom-thing really work???
Author's Response: Yes. I discovered this, sadly, at my church youth group. I suggest you do not try it unless you have incredibly cool parents (or teachers, if you need a science project.)