08/01/06
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Well first of all, my name is Christine . I'm fifteen years old (fifty one, if you're dyslexic), and I live in Ontario. I am also in need of an author's page update.
WELCOME TO MY AUTHOR'S PAGE!!!
Banner by Kayla! *tackle huggles*
This sick banner made by Sayiansirius!
Fictional News:
The Son of the Grim: Brand new banner by Sayiansirius!
Chapter Three is in the Queue!
I have a brand new story that you should check out if its accepted... The Key to my Heart a Lily and Harry fic... I'm sure you'd all like it!
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I stole these From Schmerg_the_Impaler:
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, James Jameson
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;b29;
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
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...I Still Love You by sweetdevil
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: We all know what Harry was thinking when he broke up with Ginny; reluctance, hesitation, grief. What was Ginny thinking, though? Each chapter is from the other's POV.
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 2: Ginny's POV
aw so sweet. it was very short so this review is for both chapters.
Author's Response: First reviewer!!!! Thanks.
Date: 09/16/06 Title: None
I like this one. Good job on your first ever chapter. You did a really good job! :)
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'\'l be adding the next chapter soon...it\'s done except for the Sorting Song!
Wolfsbane by Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: The Wolfsbane Potion is a very delicate potion and should never be tampered with. When someone decides to, the consequences can only be deadly.
Sequel to The Moon Divides and it is strongly recommended that you read that before this.
Excerpt from Chapter Five - Accusations and Proposals:
Snape raised his eyebrows, acting as though he hadn’t had a clue as to what she was talking about. “Come again Lupin?”
“You know darn well what I’m talking about. What did you do to my daughter’s Wolfsbane Potion?” Snape laughed bitterly and stepped back, thinking that Rachael might be infuriated enough to do something drastic.
Rachael took a step forward and grasped the front of Snape’s robes.
“Don’t act like you don’t know!” she yelled. “This has never happened to her before! You’ve been making her potion, what did you do to it?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he said mildly. “Are you implying that I may have somehow tampered with it?”
“Yes that is exactly what I’m implying,” Rachael snarled. “Now tell me what you did to it so I can help my daughter!”
“I really have no idea what’s going on.”
“Snape, stop acting stupid! My daughter can die from this! Dumbledore’s already told me that, and if she does than you’re going to be the one who pays! I will not lose the only family I have left!”
Date: 10/23/06 Title: Chapter 9: Confessions and Duels
hahaha! first review!!!!!!!!!!! This was an amizing chapter! I LOVED IT!!!!!! such a great story
Author's Response: Wait... this chapter didn\'t get validated yet.
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue
OOOOOHHH!!!! YAY!!!!! Such a happy ending to such a sad story!
Date: 09/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: Wolfsbane
Really good. I read The Moon Divides, and loved it to bits! Your a really talented author!
Author's Response: The little bits of The Moon Divides are happy that you loved them. Thanks for the review!
Author's Response: The little bits of The Moon Divides are happy that you loved them. Thanks for the review!
Date: 10/04/06 Title: Chapter 5: Accusations and Proposals
I loved this chapter!
Date: 10/18/06 Title: Chapter 8: A Rift Mended
whoohoo!a new chappie!
Author's Response: Yeah! Now you just have to read it.
Date: 10/15/06 Title: Chapter 7: More Than You Could Ask For
Ouch. Lily needs to stop being so harsh, but Rachael needs to button up!
Author's Response: Yeah Lily is really harsh, but she does have some reason to be, though she\'s pushing it.
Date: 10/06/06 Title: Chapter 6: Hogsmeade
Oh i hate not administarted or whatever! They shouldn't put the name of the new chapter up if they aren't gonna put up the chapter. Yeesh!
Author's Response: Yeah, reading the chapter titles make you curious and it stinks when you can\'t read it. Hopefully it\'ll be up soon though.
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 3: January Moons
I hope Lily will be OK.
Date: 11/01/06 Title: Chapter 10: Life Is a Precious Thing
aw i almost cried during this chapter, if it wasn't the one before... lol anyways... WAAAA!
Author's Response: Haha, WAA! Once again, muchas gracias for the review!
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 08/13/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
I would just like to say that I was in Florida recently, and I went to a store, and there was a stack of superhero shirts, and I bought MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS >:]
I thought of this story and just had to review :)
Author's Response: GO YOOOOU! I was actually on the phone last night with my friend, and she was talking about her friend named Kimberly who thinks her name is too 'manly,' and I was like, "What, Kimberly was the pink power ranger! She was like the best!" And then... we started talking about Power Rangers for like an hour. So it's so weird you'd give me this review now, because I haven't talked about Power Rangers in ages! ... now I want one of those shirts. ^_^ Though my favorite superhero is Iron Man.
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: A Selected List of Imbeciles
on the phone with my friend again.... laughing our heads off at your humor
Author's Response: Ehehehehehe! Thanks for spreading the insanity!
Date: 10/23/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance
Question for Voldy Dearest. "Have you ever come over any bumps and bruises while plotting agianst anyone? For e.g.: Ever debate on whether or not to do a murder painfully, or quickly?"
Author's Response: I am definitely using that in the next blog entry! Very thought-provoking!
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Plot Sickens (Or: Not-Fan Mail)
pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose..... nice one!
Author's Response: ^_^ You know where I actually got that? The TV show Arthur! I was flipping channels, and this rabbit character was shouting something, but there was a firetruck going past so no one could hear her, and once the firetruck went away, she finished up \"... like a pig sucking cheese out of a fire hose!\"
Date: 11/04/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
k. I have a question for Voldy Dearest. Upon opening an e-mail from you that said:
To: jamesjameson@jj.com
From:the_dark_lord@mnff.com
Subject: Your Question
I opened it and i was doused in white hot prickly smoulderin' pain. Voldy darling, what was it?
Author's Response: Dear James Jameson,
I think you\'ve just experienced your first e-Crucio.
Love,
Voldypoo.
Date: 11/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
bahahaha! my 8 year old sister is auhging her head off! congrats on QSQs schmergo!!!!
Author's Response: Aww, thanks Christine! Though I\'m not quite sure what \'auhging\' is!
Date: 11/01/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Fan Mail
lol! Voldy dearest (Smoulderin' Volders) thanks sooooooooo much for answering my question! oh can I please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! replace Bellatrix as your admirir! I promise I'll have better punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see... wasn't that good? Anyways, I love you the most!
Author's Response: They should have, like, next to the salt and pepper shakers, a shaker for punctuation marks.
Wow, that was really random what I just said, But in any case, your question was funny-- I had to answer it.
You don\'t need to apply to admire someone, but sadly, I don\'t think Voldemort will return your affections. He\'s a bachelour for life now.
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
this gets me every time schmergo me love!
Author's Response: Why, thank you, Christine dearest!