08/01/06
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Well first of all, my name is Christine . I'm fifteen years old (fifty one, if you're dyslexic), and I live in Ontario. I am also in need of an author's page update.
WELCOME TO MY AUTHOR'S PAGE!!!
Banner by Kayla! *tackle huggles*
This sick banner made by Sayiansirius!
Fictional News:
The Son of the Grim: Brand new banner by Sayiansirius!
Chapter Three is in the Queue!
I have a brand new story that you should check out if its accepted... The Key to my Heart a Lily and Harry fic... I'm sure you'd all like it!
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I stole these From Schmerg_the_Impaler:
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, James Jameson
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
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The Glories of the Enternet by Ron x Hermione
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Ron Weasley is getting married to Hermione Granger, so he travels back to the Burrow to tell his parents. But his father has a type of… box in the room, and Ron ventures over to find out what in Merlin’s name it actually is.
Mr. Weasley explains about the “enternet”, and Ron stumbles upon a website that we are all too familiar with…
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Glories of the Enternet
lol that's crazy good! I love that he found MNFF! *huggles all MNFFers... even the nasty Slytherins...:P*
Author's Response: LOL, you know how those Slytherins can be . . . *huggles all Slyths* Thanks! ~Lindsey :)
Holly by A_Pink_lady
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Voldemort's gone....but the Death Eaters aren’t. Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny’s lives are completely changed when a mysterious girl appears, claiming to be from the future. But is she really who she says she is? And what has happened in the future that so desperately needs to be changed?
6 years post HBP
H/G and R/Hr
(DH spoilers are very minimal, just in terms of a use of a name- it doesnt follow canon storyline wise)Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Holly
ooooh i wanna find out about holly
Author's Response: Holly is quite mysterious, isnt she? Lol. You\'ll find out more about Holly as the story goes on, in bits. Thank you for reading and reviewing!
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: Talks and Firewhiskey
oh hurry up and tell us who olly is already!!!
Author's Response: Whoa, ur a bit impatient, lol. What is it u really want to know about Holly? :P
Date: 11/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: A Red Head's Wrath
where is holly from???? the suspense is killing me!
Author's Response: All in good time, i have everything plotted out.... just keep reading and guessing....Thanks for the review
Date: 12/28/07 Title: Chapter 11: "We're Engaged!"
NO! THat was great!
Author's Response: Thanks! :D
Date: 06/27/08 Title: Chapter 13: A Stubborn Little Witch
oooooohhh!!! i'm so glad i came back to read this!!!! XD
keep going! i really want to find out about Holly's past!!! YAY!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD
Author's Response: Thank you! The next chapters in queue now!
Date: 05/31/07 Title: Chapter 5: Kidnapping And Memories
omg so good! i have a feeling that im going to find out a lot about holly
Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it! The next chapter does give you some imformation about Holly\'s past, and something else i\'ve hinted at before...with one particular hint in Chapter 2....haha...thanks for reviewing!
Date: 09/29/07 Title: Chapter 8: Different Sides to the Witch
haha can't wait! I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT VOLDERS HAD COME BACK OR SOMTHING!!!!! and Fred and George made bruise remover... remember?
Author's Response: oops, my bad...i forgot about that...thanks for pointing that out... i\'ll bear that in mind in the future...thank you for the review!
Date: 01/25/08 Title: Chapter 12: Cheesy Puffs and Chocolate Cake
LOL! THe ultimate prank!
Author's Response: Im glad you liked it! Now i just have to think what happened to Holly on her 16th......Thanks for reviewing!
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 6: Revelations
i lik the ending and how you separated it from the rest of the paragraph. it gave it emphasis
Author's Response: I hoped it would! Thanks for the review!
Date: 04/27/07 Title: Chapter 3: The Morning After
hangover..... lol im sad that Ron would have died.... i wana find out more about holly
Author's Response: Yeah, i didnt want ron to die, but there had to be a reason for coming back at that particular time. You\'ll find out a bit more about Holly soon enough... Thank you for reviewing!
Date: 11/23/07 Title: Chapter 10: Bonding and Proposals
aww! so sweet!
Author's Response: :)
Date: 05/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Her Mothers Best Friends Daughter
poor little guy... what a cliffie! write more soon!
Author's Response: Yeah, i feel quite sorry for him too! The next chapter is with my Beta as i write this, so i\'ll update soon..But i think i\'m growing quite attatched to cliffies though...lol. thanks for reviewing!
The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World
good Schmergo! Do we get to see filch? that filthy little catlover *shudders at the thought of cats*
Author's Response: Aww, thanks! And we see a LOT of Filch. I\'ve always thought he was hilarious.
Now I actually love cats (\"Cats\" is one of my favourite musicals), but I love to make fun of them even more... kind of like Voldemort!
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.
Is Hogwarts going to be called Catsores like it was on Forum? That was funny. The House-elves should be replaced by dogs.
Author's Response: It IS going to be called Catsores. Though I don\'t think the house elves will be replaced by dogs-- even as slaves, I don\'t think Filch will let \'em in the building.
Pain by Kimcha
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: The story of a girl who was lost in life, but saved in death... Follow Misha through the hardships that sometimes come with youth, and see how she handles these hardships...
The Last Laugh by KalHoNaaHo
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Behind her pretty face lies an even prettier tongue used carefully, charmingly, milked to the last drop.
Narcissa wears a mask of lies and dances through life. One-shot.
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Last Laugh
does she kill him? who does she kiil? im bamboozled.
Author's Response: Or does he kill her? The ending is entirely up to you, my friend. Thank you for reading!
Reach for the Morning by crazy_purple_hp_freak
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Merope Gaunt. She has hopes but will she ever have the strength to stand and live them?
Written by crazy_purple_hp_freak of Slytherin for the Petrarchan Character Sonnet challenge.
Date: 09/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Reach for the Morning
aw! good job!
Author's Response: thank you!!
Endlessly She Said by lily_evans34
Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Summary: He had told her that he'd be back. She had promised to wait.
Written for the SPEW 007 - prompt: "chase".
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Endlessly She Said
so sad
Author's Response: is that a good thing or a bad thing?
The Right Man by GringottsVault711
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: As Lavender prepares for her wedding, she must put the past of her abusive father behind her, and find a way to step forward, a woman, without that figure to guide her down the aisle.
Date: 04/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Right Man
who is this man???? i always like to think that Seamus and Lavender hook up.