01/29/07
These were so much easier to write when I was thirteen...dammit. Oh well.
Name: Leah
Age: 16 going on 17
Location: Outside your back door.
Interests: Your life.
Favorite Things: Definately not The Sound of Music. Or Harry Potter, for that matter. Or sarcasm. Though why you would begin to think such things is beyond me.
Hobbies: Not musical theater, and most certainly not reading or writing.
Tired yet? I can keep going all day.
I won't, though, because you need to read some of those little gems down there. You know, the ones with my name next to them.
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Friendship, Love, and Pranks: The Story of the Marauders by Padfoot is MINE
Rated: Professors •Summary: Chapter Thirty-Eight in Queue!
They say someday your life will flash before your eyes...
The Marauders. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of teachers and makes girls swoon. Watch as Sirius, who has always kept his emotions locked up in a box, finally finds the girl that has its key; as James masterminds everything, except how to win over the girl of his dreams; as Remus finds love, but learns it's just as hard to keep it going, and as Peter tries to prove he's just as good as the other four, no matter what he has to do. They're unstoppable, and it's safe to say that once they're gone, Hogwarts will never be the same again.
...let's make ours worth watching.
Date: 05/18/08 Title: Chapter 35: Really Awkward Situations.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY i love this story! Keep updating!
Author's Response: Thanks so much, I will!
Date: 02/25/07 Title: Chapter 14: Stage 2: Anger (Why Lily and Amnesia Don't Mix)
I love break and bake! I have some upstairs. I think I'll go eat some cookies, then come downstairs and read your GREAT story!
Author's Response: I HAD some, but...now it\'s gone and I am fat. Where ever did it run off to?
Date: 08/25/08 Title: Chapter 38: Stephen Smith
This was a fluffy chapter, but I like fluff. Fluff feels good!
Date: 02/25/07 Title: Chapter 15: Sirius: On Why Patience Isn't a Very Fun Virtue
Hello Sexy Little Review Box-AKA Howard Bubbleflirt-I'm Leah_Lovegood. I'm review this story, because IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Harold: *waves*
Date: 11/11/07 Title: Chapter 27: Sirius Now Knows What It’ll Look Like if Snape and the Giant Squid have a Child
Yep, here it is! wow, it's been a while since i reviewed...Actually, it's been a long time since i've read. I'm waaaaaay behind on everything i'm reading...and writing...and school...yeah, so keep up the good work and give me something to look forward to on the weekends!
Author's Response: I\'m behind on my responses, though, so we\'re even.
Thanks!
Date: 02/25/07 Title: Chapter 16: Operation: Perfect Boyfriend
I think you're making me fat from all the Break'n'Bakes I'm trying to steal from you...I would add your story to my favorites if I could figure out how to work it...
Author's Response: I\'m honored that you\'d wnat to! You just have to click the \'add to favorites\' link at the top of each chapter!
Date: 11/11/07 Title: Chapter 28: He’d Probably Have a Seizure of Joy
ow. that hurt. :) ooh lily and james! and is there something going on with agie and remus? cus i really do like sirius/agie...
Author's Response: No, they\'re just starting to get friendlier...they barely knew each other before.
Date: 02/25/07 Title: Chapter 18: Introducing: The 'Stop Hitting Yourself!' Hex
I didn't know uber had the little dot things over it...but I can't make them appear in the sexy box...and it's snowing! I like snow...maybe you should do a chapter in 7th year about a huge snowball battle? That might be fun...
Author's Response: It\'s snowing here, too! I hope I get a snow day, because then I can write the next chapter before Hell Week, AND get a day off from it.
Date: 02/25/07 Title: Chapter 19: I Was Looking For Money, Not Teen Angst
NO! It has happened! The little next button has gone away! There is only previous! I want next! PLEASE bring it back!
Author's Response: *starts search party, who looks for the \'next button* *points* See, I\'m doing my best...
Storm of Darkness by dashofmagic
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: After the long fight, after all of their hard work, it is over. Voldemort has triumphed, and the Wizarding world has been thrown into darkness. Ginny is the servant of the Malfoys, her free will sucked away from her. Ron is forced to join the Death Eaters, threatened with his family's lives. Hermione is taken prisoner by creatures of the night. But, far away, weak and barely alive, is the one who can pull them out of the storm...if love can survive the challenge.
Date: 02/19/07 Title: Chapter 16: In Closing
I love it and I can't wait to see what you come out with next!
Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Date: 02/02/07 Title: Chapter 4: Morning Tattletale
It's good, but I want more of Hermione! Give me some that cute little baby stuff! Hope that your writer's block ends soon!
Author's Response: There will be more Hermione later on, and a lot more Draco and Hermione action. I\'ll update as soon as I can. *hugs*
The Summer of Ninety Seven by SevenAndMoreToGo
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: Post-HBP, a lot of developments have begun to take place. While Harry is preparing himself for the big battle, You-Know-Who and his two-minded servant are too....So you have him bursting in the scene everywhere - in the wedding, in Mundungus' den, in Godric's and even in JKR's mansion...
For is a crazy universe where the real and literary worlds coexist - and the only person who hasn't read book 6 is none other than - Lord Voldemort!
Warning: severe OOCness
And what do readers say about it?
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is amazing! I love stories about Voldemort, and this one definitely does him justice. You have a wonderful sense of humour..."
Schmerg_the_Impaler, reknowned author of "The Dark Lord's Blog"
Chapter 3: Marital Mayhem…Part 4...The Last Leg…(the second last chapter) is waiting in line!
Date: 02/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: A Plan in Process...
I hope it gets funnier as it goes, because that was hilarious!
Author's Response: Well, you\'ll have to check that...chapters 2 and 3 have already been posted!
Voldy's Deathpants by Deathpants, Mind_Over_Matter, wendelin the wierd, cmwinters, Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
Date: 02/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
THAT...WAS...SO...COOL...
Author's Response: THANK... YOU... SO... MUCH....--Schmergo (Schmerg_The_Impaler)
Truth, Dare, or Double Dare by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
Date: 02/15/07 Title: Chapter 3: Taking it to the School
OOH! is it too late to be given a dare? My name's leah and i really want one! PLEASE? I LUV DARE STORIES, AND URS IS REALLY GOOD!
Author's Response: No it\'s not too late, there\'ll be more! I\'m glad you like my story so much! Leah, got it!
Date: 02/02/07 Title: None
I'll reveiw: Good. Gimme more! Hope you don't fail your exams like me! :)
Author's Response: Nahh I passed em with flying colors, lol, I\'ll try to update soon, I gotta admit I\'m really lazy and writing isn\'t really my thing, I choose Scrubs over anything. Yay
The Pied Piper of the Black Forest by butter_beer_drinker
Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. -G. K. Chesterton
Can the hero slay the "dragon" that hunts his little girl and haunts his nightmares?
This is submitted for my final assignment in Professor Talons DADA: An Introduction to Dark Arts class.
I am proudly saluting you with the sword of Godrick Gryffindor.
A small warning, this story terrified me (and my beta) and made me cry. Read it with caution but please read it.
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Nightmare that Follows
OH MY GOD...really well written, though the ending is a little disappointing...I was more hoping that he would just escape to the burrow and live happily every after, but that's just my optimism...either way, it was very good and very sad.
One Last Goodbye by Sonorus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A short one-shot story inspired by DH (Spoilers!)
Harry makes one last stop on his way home.
Date: 11/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh...my...lord...that was really, really good. Way to stick it to the Dursleys! I always thought they deserved hell for Dudley's name. Some parents...If you ever have the time, you should totally do a sequel or something. I'd love to see what Dudley would think of a wizard wedding...
Author's Response: Sadly I've never found time to write the sequel - the Neville series is a lot of work and I only have so much free time! One day I might write it, but I can't promise anything and don't hold your breath!
The Promise of Hope by solemnlyswear_x
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •Summary: In a world where Harry Potter failed to vanquish the Dark Lord, Muggle-born Clare Morgan must honor her binding contract as a servant to the Ashwood family. Abuse and struggle were expected when she arrived at the manor, but falling in love with her master’s son was not. A story of love, hardship, and the promise that hope brings.
Date: 08/28/08 Title: Chapter 5: Of Dinner Parties and Small Victories
Ooh, I love this story! Will updates be coming more frequently now?
Author's Response: I hope so! It all depends on school. *hates homework*
Date: 09/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
I know what you mean...I just got back to school today, and I hate the lack of free time :(
Author's Response: Lack of free time = lame. There may be an update soon, so keep your fingers crossed. :)