Update
I now have Harry Potter books five and seven in Spanish! That might not be very interesting for most of you though. For those who are interested, these are the titles of the Spanish HP books:
Harry Potter y la Piedra Filosofal
Harry Potter y la Cámara Secreta
Harry Potter y el Prisionero de Azkaban
Harry Potter y el Cáliz de Fuego
Harry Potter y la Orden del Fènix
Harry Potter y el Misterio del Prìncipe
Harry Potter y las Reliquias de la Muerte
Well, those are them! I'm still waiting for chapter one of Heir of the Dark Lord, my fanfic, to be validated, but hopefully it will be soon!
Update:
YEAH!!! THE GLITCHES ARE OVER!!! I just posted chapter one of Heir of the Dark Lord and am waiting for it to be validated.
My name is Justin Ferguson, and I am a super-huge ultra-mega Harry Potter fan. I am the author of Heir of the Dark Lord and the Prologue has recently been validated. I am still waiting for Chapter One: Attack at Hogwarts to be OKed. My favorite HP book is number 7, though I hate JKR for killing Fred and Dobby (curse you JK!!!). My favorite HP characters are:
Harry Potter (duh)
Sirius Black
Neville Longbottom
Luna Lovegood
Ginny Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Dobby
My least favorite characters are:
Voldemort (duh)
Lucius Malfoy (Death Eater)
Bellatrix (Death Eater)
Dolohov (Death Eater)
Yaxley (Death Eater)
etc.
I live in Peru, though I am an English-speaking American. And I have Harry Potter books number 1, 2,3,4, and 6 in Spanish (although that will soon change). The funniest HP Humor fic I've read is Lord Voldemort and... Book Seven? And my favorite story is the Potter's Pentagon Trilogy (although Book Three hasn't been released yet).
My favorite House is Gryffindor, but when I took a test I ended up in Hufflepuff and when I did another one it put me in Slytherin.
Jordan sighed. “Well, as you know, my Uncle Ron was incarcerated in Azkaban, and I wanted proof that he was innocent. So, several of my friends from school and I went back in time to the last battle against Voldemort to see what happened between him and Snape, and…”
“Wait a minute.” Giorgi stopped him just as he was removing his broom from the shed. “You went back in time… you know, you always could’ve just borrowed my copy of the seventh Harry Potter book.”
Jordan stared at his friend, his eyes going wide. “I… am… incredibly… stupid…” he said slowly.
Lol! I love that.
Sweet chapter, PLEASE POST MORE SOON!!
I'M BEGGIN' YA!!
Author's Response: Thank ye! Hahaha, I love Jordan...
Come on, Schmergo! When's the next chapter gonna be up? I've been waiting, for like, weeks!
Author's Response: Don't 'come on Schmergo' me! I submitted the last chapter several days ago. It should be up pretty soon.
(Darn, my computer was being weird and logged my out of my account before I could post my review... so I copied it to paste when I logged back in... and it only copied end of the review. I deleted it, so here's the second try:)
Awesome!! (That seems to be all I can say....) I always knew that Bellowes was $*%#@!#^$#!! Make sure he rots in Azkaban with lots of dementors! (Or kill him... that works too.)
As for Voldemort's death being similar to Rasputin's in Anastasia... I'll take your word for it. I saw that movie before but I can't remember how Rasputin dies... apparently it was similar to Voldemort's death. (Although I think I remember the girl smashing a little green vile thing with her foot or something.)
And man, poor Wormtail. I normally don't feel sorry for him, but MAN Voldemort is evil. The last part with him being part human and part rat was ... creepy.
Great job. Update soon.
Author's Response: Yaaay, thank you! But I hate it when computers do stooopid stuff, too. As for Bellowes, he's not dying, but yeah, jail for him. I only just saw Rasputin, but after he dies, he turns into a skeleton, then he turns into dust, then he blows around, then he turns into a pile, hahaha. And yeah, glad I got a little sympathy for Wormtail... I normally loathe the guy, too, but I felt sick writing that! Updates will be ssoooon this time!
All right, I've been reading too much Potter's Pentagon. I've had dreams with the Five (and a few others) three nights in a row now.
I'm not gonna stop reading though.
And I'm still not caught up.
Author's Response: Wow, can you remember any of the dreams? I'd be quite curious to hear...
Oh no! Haley! *gasp* What's gonna happen? Did she die????
YOU'RE KILLING ME SCHMERGO!!!!!
Author's Response: No, no, Justin. I'm not killing YOU, I'm killing Haley! ... or am I... dunn dunn dunn...
Um... the only dream I can really remember was last night's. I can't remember much though... Ophidias died... er, yeah...
Author's Response: Oh, dear! :-(
“The Princess Bride,” he said in a low, mystical whisper, “is the greatest film in the history of the world. You can’t… you can’t call yourself human if you haven’t seen it.”
AMEN! That movie is AWESOME!!!
Sorry I'm so far behind. I've been off this site for months. I'm trying to catch up though.
Author's Response: Hooray for people who appreciate the goodness that is The Princess Bride! And don't feel bad about 'falling behind.' It's amazing how many people feel personally guilty about skipping chapters. It's really nice, but I'd rather you read the stories because you like them rather than feeling you have an obligation to me. I mean, despite the name, it's not like I'll hunt you down and impale you! ^_^
“Hello,” he said quietly, and his deep voice was not silky-smooth as usual. It was harsh and dangerous. “My name is Tyrone Thomas. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.”
Emma did not laugh.
But I did. Sorry Tyrone.
Awesome chapter! UPDATE SOON!!!!!
(Please?)
Author's Response: Oh yeah, please never take Tyrone seriously, much as he wants to be. The fact that Emma is for once taking him seriously is definitely showing that this girl is head over heels, because who wouldn't laugh at that? I'll update very sooon!
Schmergo, cummon!!! I've been waiting for months!!! I'm starting to get impatient here!!
Author's Response: It got rejected. :-( I just resubmitted today.
OMG AWESOME SCHMERGO!!!!!!!!
No one died!! (Or at least stayed dead.) I'm SO relieved!!!
The danger is past now, right? None of them are going to die, right? RIGHT??
Again, amazing chapter. Update soon. Sooner than two months.
Preferably sooner than one month.
Preferably sooner than one week.
(Did I mention this chapter was awesome?)
Author's Response: THANK YOUUUUU! I am so darn excited that this updated at last. And don't worry, the next chapter will certainly come much sooner. As for deaths... well... there are two deaths yet to come, but I will tell you that our favorite five cohorts are out of danger.
Awesome! I lurved it! Lol and Haley is great! :) Keep writing, I'm dying here!
Author's Response: Thanks! Oh dear, wouldn't want you to die! But I've already submitted Chapter Two-- will that help?
yes, that helps - a little. :)
Author's Response: Oh, good. Wouldn't want you dying on me. ^_^
Ted ... didn't ... take ... the potion. I was gaping while reading this part, but now it kind of makes sense.
One more chapter. Wow.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WHEN THIS IS OVER?????
Maybe I'll read Pride and Pre-juiced Plums or something.
Author's Response: I KNOW, THIS IS WEEEEEIRD... ONE CHAPTER! I will start re-updating P&PP after this is over, though.
It's over....
I can't believe it!!!
Awesome ending to an amazing trilogy, Schmergo. I'm seriously gonna miss reading this. I definitely need to read Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums.
Favorite character... Jordan - no, wait, Emma - no, TED!! Or maybe Haley or Ivy... I HAVE NO IDEA!!! I loved them all.
Tyrone’s face was as dazzlingly gorgeous as ever, and his arms were still impressively muscular. But at the first signs of male pattern baldness, he’d shaved his head completely and grown a neat little goatee to compensate.
I'm trying really hard to imagine this, but... I'm having a lot of trouble. :/
Favorite quote.... Too many to choose from, though I did like "Oh no, I gave birth to Tyrone Thomas." Awesome.
I don't know what else to say I haven't already said a million times. This story is awesome, you're awesome, and I'm SO GLAD you wrote this trilogy.
Huge fan forever,
Justin
Author's Response: WHY THAAAANK YOU MY DARLING! And I take it as a huge compliment that you cannot decide on a favorite character, hahaha. I love them all, too, but I think my favorite is Jordan. Which is why I began and ended the story with him, because he's so much fun. As for grown-up Tyrone... he basically IS my church choir director. That is who I imagine when I imagine Tyrone, and he partially inspired the character. So I just made teenage Tyrone look the way I imagined my choir director would have looked when he was young. Don't worry, no one can stay perfect-looking for long, but everyone looooves my church choir director and thinks he's quite attractive, so it's not like Tyrone totally let himself go or anything, haha.
Well, for some reason, I didn't get an email that chapter two was up, so I didn't know about it until I got the email that chapter THREE was up. So here's a review for both of them.
Chapter Two: Tyrone got a frog. LOL! That's hilarious.
Chapter Three: I knew Ivy would be given back to the Potters, but what will Pansy do to her later? I don't know why I'm asking, I don't really expect you to tell me. But what was up with Ophidias? Is he gonna become a good guy?
Keep writing, I can't wait for chapter four!
Author's Response: Ahhh, thanks so much! ACTUALLY, Tyrone got a *toad*. Hehehehe... doesn't really matter. As for Pansy and Ophidias, that, my friends, will have to wait. (I think Chapter Nine is when it happens.) I've already submitted Chapter FOur, so let's cross our fingers that it gets through!
Hey Schmergo! Remember me? I haven't been here in forever...
Awesome chapter! I was laughing almost all the way through it - until the end.... So is Emma gonna be the one to die? Or are you throwing a curve ball?
I'll post another review when I finish your latest chapter. Keep posting!
Author's Response: JUSTIN FERGUSON! Why, I do indeed remember you! I haven't updated in forever, so I guess we're even... So glad you liked the chapter, but do you really think I would tell you who's going to die? ^_^
Question: Did Lupin name his son Ted after "Ted Windowtoadspoon"?
Author's Response: That is a really good question, but no. He didn't even remember the boy's name or what he looked like after a few years. He just remembered what the boy had told him. He named his son after Tonks' father-- Ted's a really common name, so it's not that much of a coincidence.