Story Notes:I'd like to especially thank Pondering for her superb and quick betaing. Thank you to Mistletoe for judging, thus revealing who Sirius' real crush is! A shout out to red haired mom, who is my go-to-girl for all things to do with Mr. Black.
Neither I nor my co-authors is JKR. We do not own any characters you may recognise, although we do like to mess about with them!