I Like a Healthy Breeze Around My Privates, Thanks! by hestiajones

Summary: “Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear this.”

Remember ol’ Archie from GOF? Well, now you’ll know why he refused to give up his flowery gown for a pair of trousers.



Written for the April Fool Challenge at the beta boards. Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category. :D Many thanks to Rachel (lily_evans34) for her help with Latin.



DISCLAIMER: This is not J.K.Rowling, though characters you recognize and story premises belong to her.
Ratings: 1st-2nd Years [ - ]
Category: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity
Challenge:
Serie: None
Chapters: 1 Completed?: Yes
Wordcount: 1060 Viewcount: 5516
Published on: 05/29/10 Updated On: 05/29/10