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The Weird Sisters - B-Sides and Rarities, Vol. 2 by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor, Hypatia, eternalangel, Equinox Chick, Nagini Riddle, 1000timesingoldenink, Al Clark

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Chapter Notes: Original Song Title/Artist: Satisfation by The Rolling Stones
Artist's/Author's Notes: Thanks to Minna for the idea. Enjoy!

This entry received an Honourable Mention in the challenge.




I can't get no putrefaction.
I can't get no putrefaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try, still won’t die.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm mindin' my own business,
And some guy comes flashing green.
There ain’t no use in runnin’,
‘Cause the speed of light’s too fast for me.
Now ol’ Voldie’s got control of me.
I can't get no, oh no no no!
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no putrefaction.
I can't get no putrefaction.
'Cause I try and I try and I try, still won’t die.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm dyin’ in the mud,
And a man comes ‘round to tell me
I’m gonna be his puppet.
But he can't be a man, ain’t got a nose
or much of a soul, you see.
I can't get no, oh no no no!
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no putrefaction.
I can't get no zombie action.
‘Cause I try and I try and I try, still won’t die.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm chillin’ in my cave
And two guys come in and get on the boat
Then they’re headin’ to the island.
He’s sayin’, –Kill me, kill me, kill me.” — I can relate.
Don’t go and set fire to the lake.
I can't get no, oh no no no!
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no.
I can't get no putrefaction.
No putrefaction, no putrefaction, no putrefaction.