You find yourself in school boy you don't wanna go
You ask the teachers, "Please?" but they still say, "No!"
You have three classes with more homework
And Umbridge teaches class like you're some kind of jerk
You gotta duel- come on, duel!- to party
Umbridge caught you dueling and she said, "No way!"
That hypocrite uses magic all day
Merlin, being at school is such a drag
Now Umbridge took away your best Quibbler mag (That hag!)
You gotta duel- come on, duel!- to party
–Don't use magic here at school ‘cause there’s no danger anywhere.
I'll drop you out of my class if you don't check that glare!â€
The hall is going crazy, "Hey, what's that noise?"
Guess what Umbridge? It’s the Weasley Boys!
You gotta duel- come on, duel!- to party
You gotta duel- come on, duel!- to party
Weasley! Party!