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06/03/09
Body of Work
There’s something for everyone, unless you like reading Snape romances, which I don’t write. Or Voldemort’s children. Or Snape’s children. You will, however, find two Snape/Lily and one Voldemort/Minerva poems. Other than these, I’ve written:
Completed Fics:
Alternate Universe: Going against Salazar’s Grain, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best AU.
Dark/Angst: To Follow the Dark Lord, For I Am a Mother, Killing Meda’s Daughter, Him Alice and Me, Carousel, The Receding, Becoming Rita, On No One’s Side and Lacuna Mentis, Winner of 2011 QSQ for Best D/A.
Draco/Astoria: Because You Came, Winner of 2011 QSQ Best Canon Romance.
Femmeslash: Cut, Bleed, Susan, Hands That Fit, Desire And a Half.
Humour: I Like a Healthy Breeze Round My Privates, Bit of a Nasty Shock. Mmm. These are exactly about what you’re thinking.
Harry/Hermione: Over a Mug of Tea, Harmony. I have delusional friends whom I love.
Historical: Waiting, An Act of Love
James/Lily: Ain’t Love the Sweetest Thing, Always Come Back to You
Maleslash: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored, Something Strange
Marauder Era: A Tale of Six Perspectives, Wish You Were Here, Common Cold Won’t Keep Me Down, Always … But Not Who You Think
Next-Gen:
Non-pairing: Sunday Lunch with the Malfoys
Scorpius/Rose: Breaking Rules, Of Weasleys And Malfoys
Scorpius/Hugo: In the Back of the Shack, At the End of It, Anchored
Dominique/OC: Cut, Bleed
Lucy/Lorcan: Whirlwind
Post-Hogwarts: Seamus’ Break with a Banshee, Mirrors, A Splendid Fate, and The Substitute, Winner of 2011 Best Non-Canon Romance
Ted/Andromeda: Eternal Flight, Five Christmases, Soul Sister
Crack Pairings:
Ron/Mary Cattermole: The Substitute
James/Severus: Always … But Not Who You Think
Character Studies:
Rita Skeeter: Becoming Rita
Merope Gaunt: The Receding
Florean Fortescue: Florean Fortescue - An Unsung Hero
Albus Dumbledore: Going against Salazar’s Grain
Bill Weasley: Never too Late
Andrew Carlton, OC: Being Muggle with Rooney
Tom Riddle: Commencement
Mrs Zabini: Rendezvous with Mrs Zabini, Desire And a Half
Pansy Parkinson: Carousel
Molly Weasley: Knowing Who She Was, The Solitary Prewett
Poetry:
Snape/Lily: The Silver Doe, In Winter in My Head
Tom/Minerva: Spiral
Draco/Harry: Dreams Made of Green
Remus/Tonks: it might not be, but still
Hogwarts: The Battle of Hogwarts, May 2nd and The Clarion Call, Winner of 2010 QSQ Best Poetry
Lily Potter: The Gathering Storm and the Crib
Harry/Ginny: A Night of Love
Harry Potter: Memories Are Not Enough
Draco Malfoy: I Am Shame
Regulus Black: My Black Brother
Bellatrix and Narcissa: The Black Sisters
Bloody Baron/Grey Lady: Murder for Love
Hestia Jones (oh): Drive Your Car On
Draco/Hermione: The Other Woman
WIP/Abandoned:
A Marriage Made at Hogwarts: I’m afraid I won’t be continuing this. :/ I had completed it ages ago, but I lost the draft twice and I don’t have the heart or the motivation to finish it. Or delete it.
Before I Forget: A Maleslash featuring Regulus/Rabastan. I will definitely complete it next year.
One Day in the Life of: A Next-Gen fic featuring all the - well - Next-Gen kids. This too will be finished in the coming year.
Upcoming Fics:
As of now, I’m severely blocked. D: However, I am working on the following projects and both will be posted before 31st January of next year:
Songs, Lovers and Everything in Between: A string of post-Hogwarts romances featuring rarepairs.
Bill Weasley and the Temple of Lsulaph: An Alternate Universe as well as Parallel Universe crack!fic-cum-adventure featuring the most dashing Weasley to grace your consciousness along with twelve daredevil and powerful sisters. Together, they must defeat the evil sorcerer/non-Egyptian pharaoh Lsulaph, who has taken over the Incaff sisters’ kingdom.
UPDATE: If you're looking for Fireworks Inside, here's a link: http://clickysmut.livejournal.com/2930.html
That’s pretty much it. Hope you enjoy the stay!
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Nymphadora Tonks lives under a shadow. Both her cousin and her aunt are in Azkaban believed to be in league with Voldemort. She knows Bellatrix deserves to be there- but Sirius?
Remus Lupin is an outsider. He’d once had three good friends- now two are dead and the third has been locked up for murder and betrayal.
They had met once before, when she was a child, but as Tonks grows up they find themselves thrown together- far too closely for Remus’ comfort. He’s always yearned for a normal life but knows that is impossible. Can Tonks convince him that he deserves happiness?
Nominated for a 2009 QSQ award in the Best canon Romance category. Thank you.
Categories: Remus/Tonks
Characters: None
Warnings: Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 21 |
Completed: No |
Words: 121429 |
Hits: 114383 |
Published: 10/20/08 |
Updated: 03/18/11
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: It's Valentine's Day, seventh year, and James Potter is determined to make it one to remember. Unfortunately, so many things go wrong that Lily Evans will probably remember it for all the wrong reasons.
Categories: James/Lily
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 19091 |
Hits: 16311 |
Published: 02/10/11 |
Updated: 03/09/11
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Albus Potter had what some would call a fascinating job -- working for the Magical Law Enforcement's intelligence department. But when suspicious activity caused the Ministry to think the infamous Knights of Walpurgis were up to something, their leading expert was called into action.
In disguise and out of his mind, Albus embarked on an impossible task, but when things started turning for the worse, why were his only thoughts about the one person he would hurt along the way?
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This story was nominated for a 2011 Quicksilver Quill Award: Best Next-Generation Story AND Best Same-Sex Pairing Story
Categories: Mystery
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 6 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 25947 |
Hits: 1895 |
Published: 11/06/10 |
Updated: 12/10/10
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: During the bitter weeks of December 1935, young Tom Riddle found shelter in a hidden alcove and in a strange boy who surprisingly liked him. The boy was compassionate, curious, and far too optimistic, and he had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day when Tom was feeling lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.
Categories: Historical
Characters: None
Warnings: Mental Disorders,
Mild Profanity,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 8892 |
Hits: 2002 |
Published: 08/18/10 |
Updated: 08/21/10
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: Molly Prewett is about to start her third year at Hogwarts and her mischievous brothers are about to begin their first year. Follow Molly and her friends as they learn about life, love, loss and even magic.
Chapter 20 has been posted!
Categories: Historical
Characters: None
Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded,
Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 22 |
Completed: No |
Words: 69002 |
Hits: 5021 |
Published: 09/22/06 |
Updated: 08/07/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: The right one isn't always the one we want or think it will be
Pairings: Harry/Pansy; Draco/Hermione; Ron/Luna
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1176 |
Hits: 3548 |
Published: 06/17/10 |
Updated: 06/17/10
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It is the night before Petunia Evans' wedding. As she stares at herself in the mirror, she is satisfied with her appearance. The dress is perfect, cleverly cut to give her curves, and she looks like a dream.
Yes, the dress is perfection ... but what of the veil?
She has promised Vernon and his formidable mother that she will wear the Dursley veil. It is an antique. A family heirloom.
It is hideous.
What she needs is a miracle to rid her of the ugly thing ... or perhaps a touch of magic.
This is Equinox Chick of Hufflepuff and this is my entry in the Weddings Challenge - prompt Big Weddings - in the Great Hall Challenge over at the MNFF beta boards.
Thank you to Samarie (Hopeful_Song) and Kara (Karaley Dargen) for beta'ing this.
Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling. I doubt anyone is surprised by that.
Holy Moroley and all things Padfoot! This won the QSQ for Best Marauder Era story. Thank you!
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 5393 |
Hits: 4411 |
Published: 06/05/10 |
Updated: 06/05/10
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: *These are the times that try men's souls.
Well, that couldn't be any more real for Draco Malfoy than on the eve of his wedding. He was getting married the next day, but all he could think about is how his life was about to become so much more damned complicated.
He had no idea.
*Quote - Thomas Paine, American revolutionary.
This fic was nominated for a 2010 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Humour
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 6829 |
Hits: 1224 |
Published: 06/02/10 |
Updated: 06/03/10
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: In her remaining years at Hogwarts, Minerva will have many adventures, some of which will mold her into the doughty, loyal witch we all know and revere. She will meet many characters already familiar to us: Barty Crouch, senior, Horace Slughorn, Poppy Pomfrey, Hagrid, Pomona Sprout, and... Tom Riddle.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mental Disorders,
Mild Profanity,
Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 17 |
Completed: No |
Words: 79618 |
Hits: 3384 |
Published: 10/12/08 |
Updated: 12/31/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred Weasley’s death left a hole in everyone’s hearts. Fred is given the chance to visit his family to help them with their grief. Follow his visits to each of his family members.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death,
Mild Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 12 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 21658 |
Hits: 66873 |
Published: 12/20/08 |
Updated: 12/22/09
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Rated: Professors •
Summary: At age fifteen, Regulus Black became sole heir to the largest fortune in Wizarding London. At sixteen, his abnormal intelligence won him entry into the most notorious cult of Dark wizards on earth. At seventeen he made a mistake – one that he would never be able to take back – and his entire world came crashing down.
Enter London, 1979. The story of a boy who managed to defy Voldemort at the height of his regime. But what price did he have to pay?
Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse,
Character Death,
Mental Disorders,
Non-Consensual Sex,
Strong Profanity,
Substance Abuse,
Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 10 |
Completed: No |
Words: 65364 |
Hits: 4500 |
Published: 01/11/09 |
Updated: 11/15/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: It’s almost Christmas time and a certain Ronald Weasley is having trouble finding his other half the perfect Christmas present. Even with some help from his best friend, can Ron find a gift that’s right for Hermione? Set during the Christmas after the Epilogue takes place in the seventh book.
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4009 |
Hits: 3225 |
Published: 08/26/09 |
Updated: 09/01/09
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Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: In which Ginny makes a cake, Draco makes a public spectacle of himself, James gives Harry dubious life lessons, and Gideon saves the world, one case of gastrointestinal distress at a time.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: Strong Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 4941 |
Hits: 324 |
Published: 05/13/09 |
Updated: 05/29/09
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Al doesn't like his name. Or being named after two oddballs. He asks Uncle Ron, “Why couldn’t Mum have named me instead?” so then maybe he could have had a better name.
Well, this is why...Big thanks to Azhure for beta-ing this!
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1223 |
Hits: 3935 |
Published: 03/16/09 |
Updated: 03/26/09
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: It is the Marauders’ fifth year at Hogwarts, and friendships are being tested. Sirius has run away from his family and is struggling with the consequences. Severus desperately tries to hold on to Lily’s affection as James attempts to gain it. Then Sirius plays a dangerous prank on Severus, and everyone must decide where their loyalties lie…and how much friendship really means to them.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 11 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 21240 |
Hits: 53425 |
Published: 06/05/08 |
Updated: 11/24/08
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Marty Price works for The Cause, which involves several campaigns and petitions on a weekly basis. It has become common knowledge within Hogwarts that if you see her coming towards you with a clipboard, you should turn and walk the other way. Or perhaps deny all grasp of the English language. And if this isn’t eccentric enough, there’s also her obsessive written observations of four boys in her year, which will one day make a rather interesting book ...
Remus Lupin, meanwhile, has always been a little different, too. Poor, sweet Remus Lupin is, to the casual observer, the picture of a sensible, hard working student. However, he has three friends who have done more for him than anyone knows and they have done this because of his troubled past, troubled present and troubled future. Why the gloominess? Because Remus Lupin just so happens to be a werewolf.
So what could these two possibly have in common? And how can their stories possibly connect?
Runner-up for the 2008 Best Marauder Era QSQ.
Categories: Marauder Era
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 85857 |
Hits: 84178 |
Published: 09/06/07 |
Updated: 10/28/08
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Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Albus Dumbledore really did see socks when he looked into the Mirror of Erised. And this is the reason why.
Categories: Historical
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1338 |
Hits: 2492 |
Published: 03/22/08 |
Updated: 03/29/08
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Categories: Post-Hogwarts
Characters: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 9446 |
Hits: 7271 |
Published: 10/29/07 |
Updated: 10/31/07
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Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...
Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...
Categories: Humor Fics
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 |
Completed: Yes |
Words: 1865 |
Hits: 4043 |
Published: 07/30/07 |
Updated: 07/30/07
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