04/05/07
Update
I now have Harry Potter books five and seven in Spanish! That might not be very interesting for most of you though. For those who are interested, these are the titles of the Spanish HP books:
Harry Potter y la Piedra Filosofal
Harry Potter y la Cámara Secreta
Harry Potter y el Prisionero de Azkaban
Harry Potter y el Cáliz de Fuego
Harry Potter y la Orden del Fènix
Harry Potter y el Misterio del Prìncipe
Harry Potter y las Reliquias de la Muerte
Well, those are them! I'm still waiting for chapter one of Heir of the Dark Lord, my fanfic, to be validated, but hopefully it will be soon!
Update:
YEAH!!! THE GLITCHES ARE OVER!!! I just posted chapter one of Heir of the Dark Lord and am waiting for it to be validated.
My name is Justin Ferguson, and I am a super-huge ultra-mega Harry Potter fan. I am the author of Heir of the Dark Lord and the Prologue has recently been validated. I am still waiting for Chapter One: Attack at Hogwarts to be OKed. My favorite HP book is number 7, though I hate JKR for killing Fred and Dobby (curse you JK!!!). My favorite HP characters are:
Harry Potter (duh)
Sirius Black
Neville Longbottom
Luna Lovegood
Ginny Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Dobby
My least favorite characters are:
Voldemort (duh)
Lucius Malfoy (Death Eater)
Bellatrix (Death Eater)
Dolohov (Death Eater)
Yaxley (Death Eater)
etc.
I live in Peru, though I am an English-speaking American. And I have Harry Potter books number 1, 2,3,4, and 6 in Spanish (although that will soon change). The funniest HP Humor fic I've read is Lord Voldemort and... Book Seven? And my favorite story is the Potter's Pentagon Trilogy (although Book Three hasn't been released yet).
My favorite House is Gryffindor, but when I took a test I ended up in Hufflepuff and when I did another one it put me in Slytherin.
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Conflict by grangergurl
Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Harry Potter's life is now Voldemort-free, but he is far from carefree. His wife, Ginny, has come down with a disease from which she may not recover. However, the time that Harry could be using searching for the cure is snatched away by the newly - rising Dark Lord, Draco Malfoy. Harry cannot find the cure until beating Malfoy, which should be easy....right?
24 May 2009: Back, but on hiatus until summer.
Date: 01/28/08 Title: Chapter 11: The Goodbyes
Awesome! So, when does Harry find out that Dung took the egg? Does he not find out until he reaches Romania? Who does Dung sell the egg to? And Ginny better not die!!!
Author's Response: First off, thanks for reviewing! Second, I hope Ginny doesn\'t die, too, but I\'m not making any promises. You\'ll have to wait and see! Gosh, so will I!
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years • Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Date: 02/28/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Don't Try This At Home
LOL, I love that you commented on Voldemort's blog. Do you think you could schedule a meeting with him for me? Lol.
Author's Response: Thanks! I love to break the fourth wall. But would you really want to meet Voldemort? ^_^
Voldemort’s Terror: The Tale of the Boy Who Lived by Ron x Hermione
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: A story about Harry Potter, and his life in detail up to the end:
Limerick Style.
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Voldy's Wrath on Harry
Good, but in my oppinion, Harry is going to die as well.
Author's Response: Heh heh, Yeah . . . But I liked the rhyme, and I WANT him to live . . . :) Thanks so much! ~Lindsey :)
Hogwarts Musical: Chamber of Secrets by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Date: 02/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only
Wow, I just got into your fics (as in the Potter's Pentagon Trilogy but I'm only on chapter four of The Five), and I was reading this and I was actually laughing (I only do that when I read the really really funny fics!). I'm no fan of High School Musical, but the Hogwarts Musical is hilarious. Are you going to make another Hogwarts Musical using the songs from High School Musical Two? That would be cool!
Author's Response: Hello! It\'s quite awesome that you\'re reading my stories (I love getting new readers), and it\'s even more awesome that you liked this. I\'m not doing one for High School Musical 2, mainly because I hated it too much to even think of learning the songs to spoof them. (I actually liked the storyline better than the first one, but the songs were painfully bad.)
Potter's Pentagon: The Truth (Book Two) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.
WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!
Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.
Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.
And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?
Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.
Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!
Date: 02/28/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: In Which Ted Continues To Be Adorable
Wow, nice chapter! But, um ... IS HALEY A COMPLETE IDIOT??? I think I recall it mentioning in the other chapter that she knew about Tom Riddle's diary and Ginny and all that, and NOW SHE'S PRACTICALLY RELIVING IT!!! What is going on here???
Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked the chapter! As for Haley, like Elizabeth Bennet, she considers herself an extremely, extremely good judge of people. This has gotten her in trouble before, most notably when she TRIED TO KILL HER OWN TWIN BROTHER because she thought he was evil. And yet, she doesn\'t learn... she still thinks that she\'s a very good judge of character.
Date: 02/28/08 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: In Which Ted Continues To Be Adorable
OK, one more question: Is Lee actually initials for a whole name, or is it just someone's first name?
Author's Response: How \'bout a-readin\' the story and finding out?
Date: 04/18/08 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: In Which Ivy Gets Quite The Workout
Hhmm.... nice chap name.... I can imagine what happens in this chapter. How many chapters will there be in the whole book?
Author's Response: Thanks, Justin, but I don\'t think the mods want you to respond to reviews for unvalidated chapters. There will be thirteen chapters in all. The next book is redonkulously long, so it will have 27 chapters!
Date: 02/26/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: In Which The Champions Stood; The Rest Saw Their Better
So Emma's the champion... I knew it would either be Jordan or Emma, though I expected it to be Jordan. I really love the Potter's Pentagon trilogy, (even though I've only just finished reading the chapter that I'm reviewing,) it's my favorite HP fic I've read on this sight so far. So does Giorgi find out that Jordan's a wizard - wait, have you already written that? - never mind, don't tell me.
What is book three going to be called? (I have a strange feeling you aren't going to tell me... but I'm keeping my fingers crossed anyway!)
Author's Response: I think most people, including Jordan, expected it to be Jordan... but I couldn\'t make it him, because he already had a subplot! Thank you SO much for the lovely glowing praise-- it made me smile.
As for Giorgi... well, you shall see.
Book Three will be called \"The Past.\" But it\'s not set in the past, it\'s set in their sixth year. You shall seeee!
Date: 05/22/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: In Which Pigs Fly And Emma Hugs Tyrone
I don't understand why you didn't like this chapter. I loved it! I laughed out loud when I read the "I can schmell dem shlurpees burnin!" For a minute there I really thought they were gonna wipe Giorgi's memory. GO JORDAN!
Author's Response: Thanks so much, Justin! I didn\'t like the chapter because I felt like I kept interrupting the action for randomness/feelings/whatnot.
Date: 06/04/08 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: In Which Lee Comes To Light
W-O-W....
I KNEW LEE WAS LILY!!! I KNEW IT!!!
I think my favorite character was ... um... I don't know, I liked them all! But I think it comes pretty close between Haley and Giorgi and Jordan. My least favorite character is APPLE!!! lol.
I want the third book! Hurry and post it or I'll DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Congrats to you for your guessing skills! I think it\'s cool that lots of people like both Haley and Jordan... neither one would be as much fun without the others. I really, really hope you don\'t DIE, but I\'ll post the next book between two weeks and a month from now!
Date: 04/17/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: In Which Our Heroes Get Ready To Rumble
YEAH!!!!!! The chapter's FINALLY HERE!!!! WHEN IS CHAPTER 11 COMING?? SOON PLEASE!!!!! And this chapter was AWESOME!!! I especially liked the ending:
Emma held up her hands. “Wait a minute!” she exclaimed. “I have to go fix my hair!”
Jordan whacked himself in the forehead. “Emma, I hardly think that fixing your hair is a top priority at the moment,” he told his cousin flatly.
Emma’s eyes sparked menacingly. “You don’t get it. I need to put my hair in pigtails.”
A slow, slightly twisted smile meandered across Jordan’s face. “Take all the time you want,” he said.
That was so funny! Anyway, I love the chapter!! Keep posting!
Author's Response: Thanks so much, Justin! I\'m glad you remembered the pigtails!
Date: 03/12/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: In Which Tyrone Does NOT Enjoy Brief Insanity
Wow, nice chapter! But how did Marina and Emma get mixed up? Emma followed all the clues right.
Author's Response: Emma did follow the clues... but there\'s always the chance of *jarring chord* SABOTAGE! I wanted it to look fishy... because it is!
Date: 03/12/08 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: In Which We Finally Learn Exactly What's Up
OK, on chapter 8, I submitted a review, but NEVERMIND! But, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME??? HOW COULD YOU BE SO EVIL??? HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS HANGING??? I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!! UPDATE SOON!!! UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!!
Author's Response: I\'m SOOO SORRY! I really want to update! The queue is closed! ;_; Please, please don\'t hate me!
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: In Which Emma Enjoys Mild Insanity
Wow, great chapter! Lol, I looked up Jarveys and Fwoopers in my Care of Magical Creatures book.
Author's Response: Thanks! So did I when I was writing it, teeheehee...
Date: 03/01/08 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: In Which Various French People Anger Various English People
As they munched Fizzing Whizbees (both of their favourite) and made their way toward the Three Broomsticks for butterbeer, Ted mentioned, “So, Ivy, you don’t need to answer this if you don’t want to or anything, but what have you been studying so much? I know we have a lot of homework ‘cos this is our O.W.L.s year and all, but… you’re always so busy.”
“Oh, it’s nothing,” Ivy said quickly. “I mean, just some extra stuff that I wanted to understand better.”
And a little later…
She plucked the thick volume Ivy was reading (Advanced Transfiguration) out of her cousin’s hands and cast it aside.
IVY'S GOING TO BECOME AN ANIMAGUS!!! I figured it out about halfway through the chapter, when she and Ted were at Hogsmeade.
Author's Response: YOU SHALL SEE-EE!
Potter's Pentagon: The Past (Book Three) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years •Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Date: 09/26/09 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23: In Which All's Fair In Love And War
Yeah, go Ted!
Wow, that was kind of scary for a moment (the part where Ivy was almost killed, not the Ted killing part). Great chapter. Get the next one posted! Hurry!
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm surprised about all the POSITIVE comments that Ted's getting for this, though. He's not too thrilled with himself, I'll tell you that much!
Date: 10/28/09 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23: In Which All's Fair In Love And War
Dude, it's been like a month already!! When's the update??
Author's Response: I know! AP Biology is hard, and I'm totally rewriting this chapter, so it's taking awhile, but I should be submitting on Sunday.
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo
AWESOME! BOOK THREE IS FINALLY HERE!!! But why isn't there a chapter up yet? Cummon I wanna read it! And one of the Five dies? Aww, that's gonna be so sad! I bet it's either gonna be Ted or Emma ... or maybe Haley....
Author's Response: ARGH GARGH BARGH SNARGH DISPLEASED. The story's still not up, and I'm a sad, sad bunny. I think those mods need to step on it... it's been four days.
Date: 02/15/09 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: In Which Jordan Loses His Marbles
Ooh! So was Jordan Merlin in a past life? If Trelawney was right?
Author's Response: No, don't worry! Jordan wasn't anyone in a past life. Trelawney was just making him even MORE mad-- because a good way to press Jordan's buttons is to suggest that he's not responsible for his own success.
Date: 08/25/09 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: In Which Things Start To Heat Up
Awesome chapter! But DARN YOU SCHMERGO!!! WHY THE CLIFF HANGER???
Post more ASAP!
Author's Response: BECAUSE I'M EVIL! I've already submitted the next chapter, but be forewarned-- it has an even bigger cliffhanger.